Two Sheep In A Pool

Two Sheep In A Pool

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Two Sheep In A Pool episodes

  • #13 Gift Giving Guide & The Christmas Chronicles

    Christmas Extravaganza! Pitbull destroys an all time classic song, Home Alone makes some breaking news, we make the definitive guide to gift giving, Kurt Russell has an 80% incredible beard and how old is too old for advent calendars? This week, we review The Christmas Chronicles. (Spoiler Alert!)

    0:00 Start of the show

    1:37 Pitbull complaint

    4:52 News Bleat

    15:04 Fake News or Not?

    18:31 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    20:17 Definitive Gift Giving Guide

    37:24 The Christmas Chronicles rating

    41:31 What did we like?

    49:24 Elf Minions

    57:02 The Santa secret

    1:02:48 Two Sheep Christmas Ranking

    1:04:31 Advent Calendars

    1 hr 8 min
  • #12 Susan Boyle-Butler & Home Alone

    Ben's balcony mystery, apparently Brexit the movie is a real thing, celebrity couple gossip, negligent parents, Susan Boyle & Gerard Butler have a child together, Kevin is a smarmy git and Donald Trump sadly makes an appearance... This week, we're talking Home Alone 1 & 2! (Spoiler Alert!)

    0:00 Start of the show

    1:11 Christmas complaint (1 & 2)

    8:07 Ben's balcony mystery

    13:12 News Bleat

    22:27 An introduction to Home Alone

    34:45 Kevin's family

    41:49 Kevin is a smarmy git

    48:43 Home Alone 2

    57:46 Christmas jumper

    1:05:52 Christmas Ranking

    1 hr 10 min
  • #11 John The Chip Man & Die Hard

    More Christmas complaints, YouTube makes an oopsie, is it the Endgame for The Avengers? Who is John the chip man? 80's hair is so voluptuous and how many prequels is too many? This week, we're reviewing Die Hard. (Spoiler Alert!)

    0:00 Start of the show

    2:31 Christmas complaint #2

    6:41 News Bleat

    13:35 Fake news or not

    17:09 An introduction to Die hard

    22:43 What's the story?

    29:08 Alan Rickman

    34:48 Bruce Willis

    40:56 Franchises

    47:21 What didn't work?

    50:49 Two sheep official Christmas film ranking

    56 min
  • #10 Rocky & Creed

    Celebrating our 10th episode! A Christmas complaint, James drinks dirt, Ben finds a magic ring, naked Oreo running, Mr. Fuckin' T, Adriaaaaaan and a very square man. This week, we're reviewing everything Rocky. (Spoiler Alert!)

    0:00 Start of the show

    1:29 Coffee

    7:29 James' complaint

    12:23 Ben's magic ring

    15:35 Fake news or not

    19:32 An introduction to Rocky

    *** SPOILERS UNTIL THE END ***

    25:19 Rocky I

    34:09 Rocky II

    41:16 Rocky III

    49:10 Rocky IV

    58:59 Rocky V

    1:05:33 Rocky Balboa (VI)

    1:13:18 Creed I

    1:23:35 Creed II

    1:35:52 The Rocky Ranking

    1 hr 44 min
  • #9 Breakfast & Traveling

    Are memes soon to be illegal? Ben deals with an angry car man, Is black Friday a load of rubbish? English weather is meh... and is it time for breakfasteseses? This week, we're talking traveling.

    0:00 Start of the show

    4:29 An angry car man

    7:33 News bleat

    20:29 Fake news or not?

    24:01 James' complaint

    28:18 An introduction to traveling

    35:25 Vegas baby

    42:38 Breakfast?

    55:54 Travel mishaps

    1:07:02 Languages

    1 hr 13 min
  • #8 Jude Law & A Niffler

    Stan 'The Man' Lee, illegal socks, fartgate, Jude law, Nifflers and did Grindelwald actually commit any crimes? This week, we're reviewing Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. (Spoiler Alert!)

    0:00 Start of the show

    3:27 News Bleat

    11:12 Fake news or not

    15:37 An introduction to Harry Potter

    *FANTASTIC BEASTS 2 SPOILERS FROM 21:30-1:08:49*

    21:30 Fantastic Beasts 2: Should you watch it?

    29:24 What worked

    33:48 Breaking down the plot

    44:26 Who is credence?

    51:38 One big complaint

    57:52 Spells

    1:01:24 What would you do next?

    1 hr 10 min
  • #7 Milk & Time Travel

    We send a werewolf to the moon, tackle more fake news, hurt our heads over paradoxes, try and kill hitler and James gets caught up in a milk fiasco. This week, we're talking time travel.

    0:00 Start of the show

    1:39 Ben's complaint

    3:27 James' complaint

    8:13 News Bleat

    13:44 Fake news

    17:03 An introduction to time travel

    23:01 Kill hitler

    31:10 Time travel in film

    STAR WARS SPOILERS (34:20-36:39)

    36:39 Milk fiasco

    43:35 The future

    51:33 Living forever

    1:01:04 Future you question

    NSFW Reborn babies

    Samsung folding phone

    Werewolf on the moon

    Prof McWoofington the 3rd

    Dead Brothel owner elected

    Back to the future

    11.23.63

    Looper

    Butterfly Effect

    Minority report

    Final Destination

    Star Wars *spoilers*

    Mandela effect

    1 hr 8 min
  • #6 Spanish Nuns & Conspiracies

    James worries he's going to become a southerner, Ben is attacked by wolves, fake news it tackled, what are smelly sensors and have we found Atlantis? But above all is the earth flat? This week, we're talking conspiracies.

    0:00 The start of the show

    2:20 James' complaint

    4:56 More ASMR

    7:21 Swapping poles

    9:54 News bleat: fake news?

    15:28 Red Dead update

    19:49 Listener mail

    21:44 Conspiracies intro

    22:53 Area 51

    36:42 Moon landing

    41:33 New world order

    47:30 Project STORMFURY

    50:17 Chem trails

    52:46 Atlantis

    1:02:53 Vaccines

    1:07:27 Flat earthers

    More ASMR

    Magnetic poles flipping

    Stabbing in Antarctica

    Sleepy baggage handler

    Area 51

    Area 51 - Two

    Louis Theroux Walks into Area 51

    Clear the clouds

    Atlantis film

    Atlantis Article

    Atlantis Video

    Atlantis image

    Eye of the Sahara image

    Contact us on:

    [email protected]

    1 hr 13 min
  • #5 A Bald Man & Zombies

    Prince William marries a bald man, Justin Bieber eats a burrito, getting egged, is Venom any good? And, how to survive the apocalypse. This week, we're talking zombies.

    0:00 The start of the show

    00:32 James' complaint

    7:13 James gets egged

    8:30 Venom Review (Spoilers until 22:32)

    22:32 News Bleat

    34:08 Zombie situation one

    40:45 Zombie situation two

    50:28 Zombie situation three

    1:04:34 Luxury zombie bunkers

    1:06:14 Royal family in the apocalypse

    1:10:34 Ben doesn't get Reddit

    Contact us on: [email protected]

    Show Notes:

    AAAasda

    Venom

    Brexit 50p

    Justin Beiber eats a burrito

    Bomb to anti trump people

    Cole's Commisions

    1 hr 14 min
  • #4 Grandmas Cookies & Alcohol

    Whisky, Whiskey? Doctor who, ASMR, vomit in taxi's, day drinking and what's in grandmas cookies? This week, we're talking alcohol.

    0:00 The start of the show

    9:23 News Bleat

    24:43 Introduction to alcohol

    32:08 Drunken antics

    41:02 James discovering day drinkers

    43:56 More drunken antics

    58:16 Ben's new year heroics

    1:00:44 Big drinkers?

    Show Notes

    Asmr - sassy police

    Total eclipse of the s*n

    Weed in Canada runs out

    Genital spray

    Medical weed in the UK

    Red dead redemption 2

    Nikka from the barrel

    Get in touch with us at [email protected]

    1 hr 8 min

About Two Sheep In A Pool

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A weekly podcast that has about as much to do with sheep as it does swimming pools. Take a listen to Ben & James ramble about topics that they're almost definitely not qualified to talk about. As…