In which our heroes discuss which celebrity will die first in 2016, review the ongoing war effort and give Dan dating tips.

Here is a link to the quiz what we done: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372

In which our heroes say what was the best stuff of 2015, declare war on another podcast and listen to the drunken ramblings of a pair of morons.

In which our heroes discuss the colours of supermarkets, Graham drones on about San Andreas for ages, Adam gets radicalised and Dan learns about opposites.

In which our heroes launch the 2015 Two Star Podcast Christmas Advert, Dan wanks off dolphins with an eel, Graham transplants monkey testicles onto humans and Adam thinks about midgets.

In which our heroes endanger their lives with meat. Graham interacts with bigots, Adam moans about Windows 10 and Dan thinks about Muppet sex.

In which our heroes have a 40 minute gak-wank in a pub, Adam moans about Youtubers, Dan finds a wonderful R Kelly cover and Graham alienates Belgium.

In which our heroes discuss David Cameron’s swine-based hobbies. Adam attaches balloons to bears, Daniel destroys Germany and Graham persuades the others to form a human centipede with him.

A disappointing 4.5 minutes of filler material so you don’t think we’ve forgotten about you, you needy bastards.

In which our heroes bootleg Ribena, Graham has a genuinely good idea for a film, Adam finds love at Ashley Madison and Dan is infested by lizards.

Oh, I forgot. Here’s the link to the zombie tin can video life hack thing in case you care:

In which our heroes pilot an exciting new quiz show format, Adam becomes an illegal migrant, Dan is kidnapped and made to go fishing, and Graham eats crisps.