In which our heroes haven’t bothered to record an actual episode so have just compiled the three least shit bits from previous episodes. Except the play, that goes on too long. You might want to stop listening about 15 minutes in.

In which our heroes are a bit poorly and talk about the boring EU referendum, Deadpool and a wanking dolphin.

In which our heroes go to the pub. The podcast fractures into two timelines like from Sliding Doors, Dan reports on a Spaniard who didn’t go to work for 6 years and Christopher from Dorset starts a listeners’ union.

In which our heroes discuss how to end Bruce Forsyth’s killing spree, count down the UK’s official porn charts and end abruptly.

In which Christopher from Dorset has isolated Dan’s side of Episode 35 for reasons best known to him.

In which our heroes try to stop Bruce Forsyth from killing again, attempt to understand the US presidential elections and discuss XCOM 2 what is coming out on the computer soon.

In which our heroes design a robot to win Robot Wars, despair at the new R Kelly album and forensically examine Dan’s love life

In which our heroes listen to ukulele rap music, decide the Oscar winners and hack into submarines.

In which our heroes learn about testicular valves, analyse Christmas porn stats and Dan sends some dick pics (from a submarine judging by his audio fidelity)

In which our heroes train Dan to be a terrible human being (Pick Up Artist), Adam reports live from CES 2016 and Graham hates children.