Join a squad of silly stormtroopers (Scott McGregor, Luke and Jason Jaconetti, Paul Spataro, Chris Tyler and Gene Hendricks) and one rapidly aging battle droid (Dave Atteberry) for a 3+ hour discussion of the next installment of the long long Ago and far far away. Praises are sung, nits are picked and jokes are made.

Put on your flight helmet, grab your BB unit and strap in....May the force be with us all!

Want to be the life of the next FAMILY GATHERING? Want to be the ALL-TIME CHAMPION of your next OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY?As we all know, CHRIS TYLER - THE HAIR METAL HERO drops a little Christmas "package" down your chimney every Christmas, and this year SANTA HERO is lugging a GIANT CHRISTMAS-LOAD and he's liable to smear CHEER all over the place! What songs are in there? OH, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. Shake that package like a POLOROID, all you want - YOU WON'T FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE UNTIL YOU DOWNLOAD AND STICK IT IN YOUR PLAYER!

Want to be the life of the next FAMILY GATHERING? Want to be the ALL-TIME CHAMPION of your next OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY?As we all know, CHRIS TYLER - THE HAIR METAL HERO drops a little Christmas "package" down your chimney every Christmas, and this year SANTA HERO is lugging a GIANT CHRISTMAS-LOAD and he's liable to smear CHEER all over the place! What songs are in there? OH, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. Shake that package like a POLOROID, all you want - YOU WON'T FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE UNTIL YOU DOWNLOAD AND STICK IT IN YOUR PLAYER!

Want to be the life of the next FAMILY GATHERING? Want to be the ALL-TIME CHAMPION of your next OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY?As we all know, CHRIS TYLER - THE HAIR METAL HERO drops a little Christmas "package" down your chimney every Christmas, and this year SANTA HERO is lugging a GIANT CHRISTMAS-LOAD and he's liable to smear CHEER all over the place! What songs are in there? OH, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. Shake that package like a POLOROID, all you want - YOU WON'T FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE UNTIL YOU DOWNLOAD AND STICK IT IN YOUR PLAYER!

After a 6 MONTH HIATUS - THE FREAKS ARE BACK! Unfortunately, Scott Ryfun has to be at Disney World - but SCOTT GARDNER AND CHRIS HONEYWELL are here and they are ready to TALK STAR WARS! This time, you get OVER THREE HOURS OF TALK about STAR WARS EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS!The Freaks go WAY BACK to their THIRD episode and revisit their speculation on WHAT THE THEORETICAL EPISODE 7 would be like - then they launch into how they feel NOW - only DAYS AWAY from the new Star Wars movie!

Strap yourselves in, and AFFIX YOUR DROOL-CUPS- It's gonna be a LONG RIDE!

After a 6 MONTH HIATUS - THE FREAKS ARE BACK! Unfortunately, Scott Ryfun has to be at Disney World - but SCOTT GARDNER AND CHRIS HONEYWELL are here and they are ready to TALK STAR WARS! This time, you get OVER THREE HOURS OF TALK about STAR WARS EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS!The Freaks go WAY BACK to their THIRD episode and revisit their speculation on WHAT THE THEORETICAL EPISODE 7 would be like - then they launch into how they feel NOW - only DAYS AWAY from the new Star Wars movie!

Strap yourselves in, and AFFIX YOUR DROOL-CUPS- It's gonna be a LONG RIDE!

After a 6 MONTH HIATUS - THE FREAKS ARE BACK! Unfortunately, Scott Ryfun has to be at Disney World - but SCOTT GARDNER AND CHRIS HONEYWELL are here and they are ready to TALK STAR WARS! This time, you get OVER THREE HOURS OF TALK about STAR WARS EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS!The Freaks go WAY BACK to their THIRD episode and revisit their speculation on WHAT THE THEORETICAL EPISODE 7 would be like - then they launch into how they feel NOW - only DAYS AWAY from the new Star Wars movie!

Strap yourselves in, and AFFIX YOUR DROOL-CUPS- It's gonna be a LONG RIDE!

Since Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell were voted MOST LIKELY TO TOUCH THEMSELVES during the viewing of the premier of the Starz series - ASH VS THE EVIL DEAD, they decided to do an OFF THE CUFF COMMENTARY! To say these two are a little excited about seeing ASH WILLIAMS weild the chainsaw once again is like saying that the Hindenberg was a balloon mishap. Slap the SWEAR SHIELDS over the kiddies ears -IT'S BOOM STICK TIME!

Well, about 10 minutes after they dropped, a CRACK TEAM of Two True Freaks assembled to DESCRIBE THEIR FEELS - Some really good, some not so good. Chris Honeywell wrangled Chris Tyler, Hope Mullinax, Trentus Magnus, Dave Atteberry, Jason Jaconetti and Scott McGregor from next door for a wild and wooly reading of a scant two and a half minutes of Star Wars footage! Is it EVERYTHING WE WANTED AND NEEDED? Is it a SHAMELESS FANDJOB? Do those things INTERSECT? DON'T BE A LAZY-ASS - LISTEN AND FIND OUT!

Well, about 10 minutes after they dropped, a CRACK TEAM of Two True Freaks assembled to DESCRIBE THEIR FEELS - Some really good, some not so good. Chris Honeywell wrangled Chris Tyler, Hope Mullinax, Trentus Magnus, Dave Atteberry, Jason Jaconetti and Scott McGregor from next door for a wild and wooly reading of a scant two and a half minutes of Star Wars footage! Is it EVERYTHING WE WANTED AND NEEDED? Is it a SHAMELESS FANDJOB? Do those things INTERSECT? DON'T BE A LAZY-ASS - LISTEN AND FIND OUT!