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And so, APES MONTH comes to a close! Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner take it out on an awesome note with 2011's RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES! Before the commentary, the Freaks pause to look back on the last damn dirty month. APES MONTH may be over, but DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES is JUST around the corner, so MONKEY MONTH will be back. Actually, MONKEY MONTH IS NEVER OVER! BONUS: Check out the INCREDIBLE artwork for this episode by Mark Kalmbach!I GOTTA COOKIE FOR YA!

And so, APES MONTH comes to a close! Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner take it out on an awesome note with 2011's RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES! Before the commentary, the Freaks pause to look back on the last damn dirty month. APES MONTH may be over, but DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES is JUST around the corner, so MONKEY MONTH will be back. Actually, MONKEY MONTH IS NEVER OVER! BONUS: Check out the INCREDIBLE artwork for this episode by Mark Kalmbach!I GOTTA COOKIE FOR YA!

Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner get lured off the tire swing by a banana and locked in their cages so that PAUL SPATARO and ANDREW LEYLAND can TAKE OVER THE APEHOUSE! Fresh straw has been placed on the floor, the former occupants' feces has been hosed from the wall and the VCR has been dragged out to play THE LAST of the ORIGINAL Apes movies - BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES! Yes, the budget was SLAHED DOWN to about 100 BANANAS which meant that the vast army of humans became a couple of RUSTY CHEVETTES and a SCHOOL BUS and the MASSIVE APE "CITY" just a couple of BACKYARD SHEDS thrown up in trees - BUT- CLAUDE AIKINS, RODDY MCDOWELL, PAUL WILLIAMS and FREAKIN JOHN HUSTON wear the ape suits this time! This being the C-LIST of Apes movies, Scott and Chris figured Andy and Paul were perfect for the job! APE HAS KILLED APE!

Join the usual crew of misfits (Shawn Engel, Dr. Bill Robinson and Chris Honeywell) as they read The Walking Dead issue 56! In addition to the comic (summarized in verse) we find out Dr. Bill has caught a case of the KING CRIMSON and has a Michael Hutchins conspiracy theory about this particular issue! Also, there is some speculation as to the size of Dr. Bill's KIDNEY STONE! Tune in to future episodes to find out!

Join the usual crew of misfits (Shawn Engel, Dr. Bill Robinson and Chris Honeywell) as they read The Walking Dead issue 56! In addition to the comic (summarized in verse) we find out Dr. Bill has caught a case of the KING CRIMSON and has a Michael Hutchins conspiracy theory about this particular issue! Also, there is some speculation as to the size of Dr. Bill's KIDNEY STONE! Tune in to future episodes to find out!

Join the usual crew of misfits (Shawn Engel, Dr. Bill Robinson and Chris Honeywell) as they read The Walking Dead issue 56! In addition to the comic (summarized in verse) we find out Dr. Bill has caught a case of the KING CRIMSON and has a Michael Hutchins conspiracy theory about this particular issue! Also, there is some speculation as to the size of Dr. Bill's KIDNEY STONE! Tune in to future episodes to find out!

In this, the third movie commentary of PLANET OF THE APES MONTH, join Chris Honeywell and Earth Destruction Directive's Luke Jaconetti as they trade ape puns and watch CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES! This has it all - APE NEURAL NEUTRALIZER - APE REVOLUTION - MONTALBAN - RODDY MCDOWELL and even a cameo by MR. CARLSON from WKRP! Things get downright bloody because they are watching the UNEDITED ENDING! (Hint: It ain't exactly SUNNY) ENJOY!

Join the USUAL CREW of DiManzicorp GOONS as they throw in their two cents (Total: 14 cents) on the new Bryan Singer X-Men flick - DAYS OF FUTURE PAST! Join the HOLY SCOTT TRINITY (Gardner, Ryfun and McGregor), the DYNAMIC CHRIS DUO (Tyler and Honeywell) and a PAIR OF DOCTORS (Paul "Dr. No" Spataro and Dr. Bill Robinson) as they vote YEA or NAY! Amazingly, Dr. No is not Dr. No but the vacuum is filled with TWO other naysayers! What gives?! SPOILERS ABOUND! Also, NSFW WARNING - the post credits conversation contains elements of graphic adult medical procedures and may not be safe for anyone mentally older than 11!

YOU ARE THERE!!

Scott H. Gardner takes you to Disney's Hollywood Studios at the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida where, for the very first time ever, Luke Skywalker himself -- Mark Hamill -- appeared at Star Wars Weekends!

Prepare to have an incredible, magical, and full-out fun time! You get to hear it all, up close and personal, in amazing surround sound -- AND NO LINES!!

YOU ARE THERE as the park opens, the celebrity motorcade proceeds down Hollywood Blvd, as Obi-Wan Kenobi himself, James Arnold Taylor, hosts "A Conversation with Mark Hamill", and, finally, as the day closes out with the spectacular Symphony in the Stars fireworks display!

So, be sure to put on your headphones and enjoy Star Wars Weekends 2014!

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FAMILY FRIENDLY AND PERFECTLY SAFE FOR ALL EARS!!

YOU ARE THERE!!

Scott H. Gardner takes you to Disney's Hollywood Studios at the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida where, for the very first time ever, Luke Skywalker himself -- Mark Hamill -- appeared at Star Wars Weekends!

Prepare to have an incredible, magical, and full-out fun time! You get to hear it all, up close and personal, in amazing surround sound -- AND NO LINES!!

YOU ARE THERE as the park opens, the celebrity motorcade proceeds down Hollywood Blvd, as Obi-Wan Kenobi himself, James Arnold Taylor, hosts "A Conversation with Mark Hamill", and, finally, as the day closes out with the spectacular Symphony in the Stars fireworks display!

So, be sure to put on your headphones and enjoy Star Wars Weekends 2014!

______________________

FAMILY FRIENDLY AND PERFECTLY SAFE FOR ALL EARS!!