Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they look at the next episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation - BOOBY TRAP. Will the Freaks take the HIGH ROAD on the title of this one? What do you think! This time we find out that even an important member of Starfleet can still get SPACE FRIEND-ZONED! Seriously - he can only get a CHASTE KISS from the HOLODECK! LOSER!! Once again, Star Trek COMPLETELY SIDESTEPS a PORNOGRAPHIC SCENARIO in favor of SPACE FRUSTRATION! WHERE IS KIRK WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Tha Governator explores the splendor that is THE HAIR METAL HERO in song!

Tha Governator explores the splendor that is THE HAIR METAL HERO in song!

Tha Governator explores the splendor that is THE HAIR METAL HERO in song!

HRONK! It's time for two more WILD SPACE Star Wars stories as your pals Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present WAY OF THE WOOKIE and THE DAY AFTER THE DEATH STAR, two stories from the British Weekly comics. Before the main event begins, though, plans are made to cover a bunch of Star Wars EU books and to catch up on Indiana Jones and Scott gets some Star Wars SWAG from across the pond! Also - Rusty Miller and Monkey-Neck McGuinness and HRONK!

Not a hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! You know it's out of the ordinary when Luke Jaconetti does a podcast not about giant monsters or horror movies! And we're way outside of the Two True Freaks comfort zone this time out, as Luke talks about his recent "Men's Health" medical procedure in the interest of education and discussion. So go ahead and download the episode, and share the experience and learn something about a topic which doesn't come up on your typical geeky podcast. NOTE: This show contains mature descriptions of adult men's health issues and physiology. It contains adult themes, including decription of a medical procedure, and is not intended to be exploitative or graphic. May not be suitable for all ages. NOTE 2: The outro for this show was brazenly and shamelessly stolen from the 2013 Vault of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror Halloween Tales episode. Feedback for this episode can be sent to [email protected]

It's Paul Spataro's BIRTHDAY! Dr. Bill Robinson and J David Weter recruited Darkseid and Clyde, the Parademon to get the band back together and FIRE UP A SONG!

It's Paul Spataro's BIRTHDAY! Dr. Bill Robinson and J David Weter recruited Darkseid and Clyde, the Parademon to get the band back together and FIRE UP A SONG!

It's Paul Spataro's BIRTHDAY! Dr. Bill Robinson and J David Weter recruited Darkseid and Clyde, the Parademon to get the band back together and FIRE UP A SONG!

This month the Freaks dig up a neglected Halloween classic! John Badham's 1979 adaptation of DRACULA starring Frank Langella, Sir Lawrence Olivier and Donald Pleasance. This moody film often seems to get lost in the vast sea of vampire movies, and it's a shame. With great acting, cinematography and a haunting and majestic score by John Williams, you just can't go wrong! So smear yourself head to toe with garlic, sit down with your crucifix (but only if you BELIEVE) and your bat-swatter and check it out! In addition to the movie, the Freaks answer letters, receive Dracula and Frankenstein Fotonovels and an embarrassing amount of comic book swag that they have to shout out! LET HALLOWEEN BEGIN!