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Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they blab through the oft-maligned Iron Man 2. Huddle in fear as Iron Man faces his greatest foe - IVAN DRAGO or VIGO MORGENSTEN, or whatever the hell his name is. Also, the Freaks find a write up about their show that highlights the GOOD, the Bad and the UGLY. Also, reader mail is addressed. Get yourself all prepped up for Iron Man 3 with Scott and Chris!

Today is Scott Gardner's birthday! Instead of buying him some useless present, let's honor him in song, shall we? From the writer/singer team of Ziffel/Ranik, we present.... SCOTZILLA!

With a purposeful rant and a cynical smile.

He brings the Nolan Batman moves down

Helpless people in hotel lines Stare, bug-eyed, as he towers over them

He picks up a tourbus and he throws it back down

As he wades to the middle of Disney Downtown.

Oh, no, he say's Nolans got to go Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, he ate Disney Tokyo Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, off to park he goes Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, there goes Pinnochio Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, to a podcasting he will go Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, he needs more cardio Go go Scottzilla

History shows again and again how comics have screwed up Superman Scottzilla!

History shows again and again how Morrison has screwed up Superman Scottzilla!

GAS MONTH continues in the NEXT GENERATION episode of Star Trek Monthly Monday 50 as the crew of the Enterprise-D get a snootful of laughing gas in the season 3 opener, "EVOLUTION"! Actually, it's no laughing matter - Wesely creates a life form that nearly destroys the Enterprise and the life work of a prick scientist. What kind of mixed signals does this kid get when he gets the death penalty for stepping on a space-cabbage on the Planet of the Porno People, but almost kills a ship full of innocent crewmen and gets nary a slap on the wrist? IT'S NOT RIGHT I TELL YA!

Plus: The Pork-Chop Express sets sails in search of PETE HESCH!

This month is GAS MONTH on Star Trek Monthly Monday as Chris and Scott reach the milestone 50th EPISODE of their monthly Star Trek coverage! This time, in OBSESSION, Kirk does battle with a gaseous cloud that craves DELICIOUS RED CORPUSCLES! Kirk apparently has HISTORY with this sickly-sweet ball of dry-ice and goes all CAPTAIN AHAB on it's ass! Spock and Bones are not amused.

Then - because YOU demanded it - THE RETURN OF HARRY MUDD! Next comes the part where we beat you with pillowcases full of Pepsi cans for demanding the return of Harry Mudd.

Hang around to hear the elusive "Singing Schwarzennegger"!

The BEST Star Wars Podcast for coverage of the Marvel Comics Expanded Universe Saga turns FIFTY!!

As our coverage of Marvel's Star Wars races to its finale, we examine two more issues this episode. First up, we take a look at the book Scott refers to as "right up there with issue 86" as one of the best "forgotten issues" of the entire series! Will Princess Leia's compassion save the galaxy... or destroy it?!! Find out in issue 103 when our heroine meets... "TAI"

Next, in "Nagias and Dolls", we're off to Zeltros for a sexy, silly romp with Luke Skywalker, Plif the Hoojib, and the rest of our Star Warriors as they contend with killer cockroaches, green goons, persistent pervs, and raunchy, raunchy redskins! How many lovely ladies can Lando Calrissian handle anyway? Find out in issue 104!

Finally, we travel to Marakesh with Indy and Sallah to recover the golden idol from the opener to "Raiders of the Lost Ark" in "The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones" #9 -- in which Chris Honeywell asserts that our hero is... (GASP)... an ASSHOLE?!!

Yup! Ya gotta hear it to believe it!

It's all here in Star Wars Monthly Monday #50!

SEND YOUR QUESTION SUBMISSIONS FOR THE EPIC FINALE WRAP-UP EPISODE TO [email protected]!

The BEST Star Wars Podcast for coverage of the Marvel Comics Expanded Universe Saga turns FIFTY!!

As our coverage of Marvel's Star Wars races to its finale, we examine two more issues this episode. First up, we take a look at the book Scott refers to as "right up there with issue 86" as one of the best "forgotten issues" of the entire series! Will Princess Leia's compassion save the galaxy... or destroy it?!! Find out in issue 103 when our heroine meets... "TAI"

Next, in "Nagias and Dolls", we're off to Zeltros for a sexy, silly romp with Luke Skywalker, Plif the Hoojib, and the rest of our Star Warriors as they contend with killer cockroaches, green goons, persistent pervs, and raunchy, raunchy redskins! How many lovely ladies can Lando Calrissian handle anyway? Find out in issue 104!

Finally, we travel to Marakesh with Indy and Sallah to recover the golden idol from the opener to "Raiders of the Lost Ark" in "The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones" #9 -- in which Chris Honeywell asserts that our hero is... (GASP)... an ASSHOLE?!!

Yup! Ya gotta hear it to believe it!

It's all here in Star Wars Monthly Monday #50!

SEND YOUR QUESTION SUBMISSIONS FOR THE EPIC FINALE WRAP-UP EPISODE TO [email protected]!

The BEST Star Wars Podcast for coverage of the Marvel Comics Expanded Universe Saga turns FIFTY!!

As our coverage of Marvel's Star Wars races to its finale, we examine two more issues this episode. First up, we take a look at the book Scott refers to as "right up there with issue 86" as one of the best "forgotten issues" of the entire series! Will Princess Leia's compassion save the galaxy... or destroy it?!! Find out in issue 103 when our heroine meets... "TAI"

Next, in "Nagias and Dolls", we're off to Zeltros for a sexy, silly romp with Luke Skywalker, Plif the Hoojib, and the rest of our Star Warriors as they contend with killer cockroaches, green goons, persistent pervs, and raunchy, raunchy redskins! How many lovely ladies can Lando Calrissian handle anyway? Find out in issue 104!

Finally, we travel to Marakesh with Indy and Sallah to recover the golden idol from the opener to "Raiders of the Lost Ark" in "The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones" #9 -- in which Chris Honeywell asserts that our hero is... (GASP)... an ASSHOLE?!!

Yup! Ya gotta hear it to believe it!

It's all here in Star Wars Monthly Monday #50!

SEND YOUR QUESTION SUBMISSIONS FOR THE EPIC FINALE WRAP-UP EPISODE TO [email protected]!

The Two True Freaks are trying to move to their own website! In this rare recorded plea by the reclusive head of DiManzicorp, DUFAUX DIMANZO, you will hear the hows and whys. Basically, Two True Freaks needs a devoted and talented webmaster in order to expand our universe. Take a listen - maybe this person is YOU!

The Two True Freaks are trying to move to their own website! In this rare recorded plea by the reclusive head of DiManzicorp, DUFAUX DIMANZO, you will hear the hows and whys. Basically, Two True Freaks needs a devoted and talented webmaster in order to expand our universe. Take a listen - maybe this person is YOU!

The Two True Freaks are trying to move to their own website! In this rare recorded plea by the reclusive head of DiManzicorp, DUFAUX DIMANZO, you will hear the hows and whys. Basically, Two True Freaks needs a devoted and talented webmaster in order to expand our universe. Take a listen - maybe this person is YOU!