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Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for two more episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation. After Scott shows off his British Star Trek comics, the Freaks get down to business. First up is THE ICARUS FACTOR, in which Riker has some serious daddy issues. Also Worf says - "PLEASE TAZE ME, BRO!!!"

In the next episode, PEN PALS, Data befriends a Linus-headed little alien on a DYING WORLD! Will the PRIME DIRECTIVE get flushed down the SPACE CRAPPER once again? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for two more episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation. After Scott shows off his British Star Trek comics, the Freaks get down to business. First up is THE ICARUS FACTOR, in which Riker has some serious daddy issues. Also Worf says - "PLEASE TAZE ME, BRO!!!"

In the next episode, PEN PALS, Data befriends a Linus-headed little alien on a DYING WORLD! Will the PRIME DIRECTIVE get flushed down the SPACE CRAPPER once again? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner present one of the best and creepiest episodes of Trek - THE THOLIAN WEB!! This month the Freaks revisit the episode that traumatized young Scott with images of a GHOST KIRK! THEN - the Freaks toss another log on the SPACE-FIRE when they bring the Star Trek: Enterprise double episode IN A MIRROR DARKLY into the mix. Long time pal to the show Chris Gallo is brought aboard since he suggested it! Chris breathes a sigh of relief at not having to hear the PATHETIC normal opening theme to ENTERPRISE. PLUS- Morgan Freeman brings us a LONG-DISTANCE DEDICATION! DON'T MISS IT!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for two more episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation. After Scott shows off his British Star Trek comics, the Freaks get down to business. First up is THE ICARUS FACTOR, in which Riker has some serious daddy issues. Also Worf says - "PLEASE TAZE ME, BRO!!!"

In the next episode, PEN PALS, Data befriends a Linus-headed little alien on a DYING WORLD! Will the PRIME DIRECTIVE get flushed down the SPACE CRAPPER once again? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

Once again Chris Honeywell and the entity known as Scott Gardner bring you a HEAPIN' HELPIN' of Star Wars and Indiana Jones! Experience the EERIE PRESCIENCE of the Freaks as an article by Camille Paglia about George Lucas spurs a conversation about the artistic parallels between Lucas and Walt Disney MERE HOURS before the announcement of the Disney acquisition of Star Wars. Scott, the HUMAN OCTOPUS, describes his STIMULATING vacation with his long-suffering wife and then it's on to comics - wonderful comics! This month's batch of Marvel Star Wars are actually the reason Star Wars Monthly Mondays exist! It's Cynthia Martin's two-issue tour-de-force where Luke Skywalker faces off against his former girlfriend turned whip-weilding cyborg dominatrix, LUMIYA! These are two awesome and groundbreaking comics! The Indiana Jones comic aint half bad either!

Once again Chris Honeywell and the entity known as Scott Gardner bring you a HEAPIN' HELPIN' of Star Wars and Indiana Jones! Experience the EERIE PRESCIENCE of the Freaks as an article by Camille Paglia about George Lucas spurs a conversation about the artistic parallels between Lucas and Walt Disney MERE HOURS before the announcement of the Disney acquisition of Star Wars. Scott, the HUMAN OCTOPUS, describes his STIMULATING vacation with his long-suffering wife and then it's on to comics - wonderful comics! This month's batch of Marvel Star Wars are actually the reason Star Wars Monthly Mondays exist! It's Cynthia Martin's two-issue tour-de-force where Luke Skywalker faces off against his former girlfriend turned whip-weilding cyborg dominatrix, LUMIYA! These are two awesome and groundbreaking comics! The Indiana Jones comic aint half bad either!

Once again Chris Honeywell and the entity known as Scott Gardner bring you a HEAPIN' HELPIN' of Star Wars and Indiana Jones! Experience the EERIE PRESCIENCE of the Freaks as an article by Camille Paglia about George Lucas spurs a conversation about the artistic parallels between Lucas and Walt Disney MERE HOURS before the announcement of the Disney acquisition of Star Wars. Scott, the HUMAN OCTOPUS, describes his STIMULATING vacation with his long-suffering wife and then it's on to comics - wonderful comics! This month's batch of Marvel Star Wars are actually the reason Star Wars Monthly Mondays exist! It's Cynthia Martin's two-issue tour-de-force where Luke Skywalker faces off against his former girlfriend turned whip-weilding cyborg dominatrix, LUMIYA! These are two awesome and groundbreaking comics! The Indiana Jones comic aint half bad either!

THIS IS A TRANSMISSION OF THE FREAK EMERGENCY BROADCASTING NETWORK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

When nature conspires to unleash a fury upon the world, know that the Freaks have got your back! This isn't about some trifling Frankenstorm or some piddling alien invasion..... DISNEY BOUGHT STAR WARS LOCK STOCK AND BARREL! Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell scoop up a veritable BRAIN TRUST of EXPERTS to weigh their immediate reactions! This panel of geniuses consists of Ken Morgan (Legion of Dudes!), Shawn Engel, The Hair Metal Hero, Bill Robinson, Scott Ryfun and the fresh from a date Dave Atteberry!

As the internet stands poised to explode, join our hearty band of FREAKS as they try to sort out WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? "REVENGE OF THE STITCH"? "SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN EWOKS"?

THE MIND BOGGLES!

It's Halloween time and this time the Freaks talk through Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST, which along with ET, form the good and evil sides of Steven Spielberg's 1982 suburban diptych! Listen as Scott and Chris fawn over all the great Star Wars toys in the background! See the Hulk on a horse! Experience Kim Jong Il rescuing a little girl from inside a TV set! And always remember - IF YOU PICK AT IT - IT WILL NEVER HEAL!

When Shawn Engel, Scott Gardner, Chris Honeywell and Michael Bailey can tear themselves away from talking about their precious bodily fluids, they talk about Walking Dead comics... and sometimes they talk about BOTH. This is one of those episodes. This time it's Walking Dead number 45 and a WHOLE HOST of bodily fluids. Also - a new word - "SMOOF!"