Two Voices Radio Podcast

Does anyone still use a landline? The UK census… it’s a peculiar thing we have to fill in once every 10 years. Andy talks more Doctor Who and about an episode with dramatic voting and a weird planet. Being optimistic about the Summer and old ladies breaking Covid restrictions. Nick tells us about the first cash till-less supermarket. Andy thinks it won’t work and we will go full circle to traditional shopping. Andy’s exciting cast iron pan. Plus politics conducted through the media. Its all here!

Monitoring phone calls for quality and surveillance. Getting the covid jab… much easier than the dentist! Nick’s quite happy to be tracked by a 5G chip! The joy of working in a call centre. Artificial intelligence and computers talking to you including computerised receptionists!

Andy talks about takeaways delivered… how come the lady over the road isn’t fatter? Nick brings us the psychology of jaffa cake eating. Who knew? Andy brings us earth shattering ways to save money! Finally… Nick brings us a dreadful article from the Thames Television 1970’s newsletter. Thank goodness we’ve advanced somewhat!

This week: How to stay warm in Winter… newspapers tell us what we must do. We pick it over and find they are stating the bloomin’ obvious. Andy advises marmalade making as a good way to occupy your time and he’s made his own butter (what’s happened to this podcast it’s turning very quaint!)

Then we talk about organising your life with Marie Kondo. We watch the TV programme and give our verdict. Plus… The Big Flower Fight on Netflix. What a strange format for a programme and some dreadful contestants. Do tell us what you are watching. We’re genuinely interested. [email protected]

Nick’s had “the jab!” Andy’s shares his dramas from his prison cell with more things going in the bin. Holly and her Ofcom complaints. The scourge of influencers. Who the heck are they and who cares? Plus… Jim Davison is trending on Twitter… and everyone thinks the wrong thing! There’s uninvited guests in Llandudno. We have new food products to buy which makes Andy realize he can’t cut slices of cake with faces on. It’s ridiculous. Oh and finally… confiscated sandwiches.

The Express newspaper... Diana and the weather. We discuss weather on TV. There's our Ineffectual person of the week & "happier fish". Andy's not sleeping well so tunes to Times Radio. Also... internet radio is making the world smaller. Premier Inn breakfast at home... Nick does breakfast backwards. Drinking smoothies… talk about huge calories! We never stayed in hotels when we were young. Staying in B&Bs with tea pots set up to fail! Household food waste… who’s wasting it? Plus… slowing down checkout staff. It’s veganuary… we discuss. Finally… we look at interpretation of the lockdown rules. It’s all here!

We’re back. Happy New Year! This week we talk dental care disappears, Psychic asparagus spears. Andy studies cabbage and makes his predictions for this year. Plus, the post-cat penpals, food trends for lockdown 3, and pottery throwdown returns. It’s all here!

It's our Christmas special. In our annual tradition, we are joined by Luke Walsh. We talk Christmas TV, review the best mince pies. Plus... have a pen and some paper handy and join us in our Christmas quiz. Merry Christmas to you all from Nick and Andy.

Welcome to our 4th year of podcasting! Christmas lights are everywhere. Andy moans about them... Nick loves them! The Poundland talking tills are annoying customers. The royal train has been pressed into service. Nick tries once again to talk Andy into a cross channel ferry crossing. Woman spills coffee on her boobs - Andy recounts the tale. Nick sees a woman poking camembert. And Pizza Express use superfluous words in their Coronavirus explanations. Get in touch [email protected]

Singing sensation Rozalla joins us on the podcast. She tells us how she's still amazed that her hit "Everybody's free" is still played on the radio and how everyone knows the song. We find out how she got started; what it was like performing on Top Of The Pops; and the highlight of her career.... supporting Michael Jackson's tour. An insightful interview with a genuine pop star.

Bake off round up. Masterchef the Professionals. Mrs Browns Boys. Christmas drinks. After Eights. Isle of Wight hovercraft You Tube video, Island Line trains being replaced. Rocky the owl. 2021 food trends. Disgusting beans. Why does tonic water fizz over everywhere? It's all here! Get in touch [email protected]