Uber Cinco

Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of all time.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

Look no further for family fun than a Pelican paddle boat

Watch the full tour of the 1997 Lincoln Town Car Limo in Wausau, WI

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Commercial for Moonshoes

Jet Bikes from Michael Bay's 2005 masterpiece The Island

Mr. Garrison giving the IT demo

Life on the AXIOM in Wall-E

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100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is a weekly ritual for you, the listener, we thought we'd hash out some other weekly rituals we tend to.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent

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It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great Locust Rush of '54, here's what we'll do with retirement. Also, the fast five ways we could make our first million according to the psychic down the street.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, mechanics, and rules of what board games they'd like to play. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Businesses That Shouldn't Exist In a Post-COVID World.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Maggie Jo Saylor v. Mitch Brinkman

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This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's work and found those people for you. Also, Nathan makes Brian guess what bands people are in and it doesn't go well.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

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You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick with that jerk! Listen to find out what other bones we'd pick and what Mitch has to say about leisure wear.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, now they are found...as members of your family. The Fast Five: VR Experiences No One Asked For.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Rosie O'Leary (rosieoleary.com)

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Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive universities. And, a special treat at the end, Top 5 Directions.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch and Brian are asking five questions of each other as this twosome episode of U5 is head-to-head amongst buds. No points, no game. Just genuine answers and a roller coaster of emotions.

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This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on the other hand, brings us back down into the gutter with his Fast Five Celebrity Winery Misfires.

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