Uber Cinco

Hello BizBear nation. Due to a sudden bear attack in the studio, we are without a fresh episode this week, but please enjoy the best of our Fast Fives so far in 2021.

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Whether they took their vow or happen to be the best sibling, our boys Mitch and Nathan duke it out over the Top 5 Sisters of all time. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Nicknames for Your Shovel.

Yes, it was us. We supplied it and won't deny it. Join us on a journey of heartfelt smells that trigger some of Brian and Nathan's fondest memories while Mitch closes out the show with the fast five ways to know if a Minnesotan is hitting on you.

We are going customer-facing while exceeding bandwidth at the corporate level by hitting KPIs and circling back on last year's trends to make sure our profit trickles down through our synergized vertical integration.

Whether in the cubicle or in the retail trenches, Brian and Mitch regale you with their top workplace stories while host Nathan brings us home with his fast five interview questions.

We here at Ü5 are all 1 of 2. In this episode, Mitch and Nathan reveal their top 5 ways they were annoyed or were annoyed by their sibling as a sprinkling of sidetracks and anecdotes reveal several other annoying stories from our past.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where host Brian reveals his Fast Five ways to waste a three-day weekend.

In the back of the pantry. In a secret bag in the bottom freezer. In that drawer that no one knows about. This is where your go-to snacks lie! We're talking that sweet, salty, and/or savory treats that you can't help but demolish. The foods you jokingly say, "take these away from me" but if someone did, you'd end up on Dateline.

Brian and Mitch take you down their snack rabbit hole as Nathan reveals his fast five best rock 'n roll drummer stories.

An eighties baby and a big wet boy who has only seen the eighties in the movies go head to head in this showdown of newsmaking events. Unique strategies see Nathan take a ride in international waters and Brian keeps it local in this clash of the decades sure to make absolutely no history books.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Mitch's Fast Five send off, Top 5 Ways Nic Cage Would Have Been a Great Father To Him.

Fast Five: Royal Titles You Do Not Want

Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent

Get rich quick, pyramids, and usurping power are all great examples of classic schemes. Listen up as the Uber Cinco dudes serve up their own Top 5 lists of the very best in their own personal scheming.

Crimes, big and small need apply for this episode as we detail just how us bad boys came to be.

Stick around for host Brian Ernst rattling off the most embarrassing Royal Titles one can hold in an utterly delightful fast five!

Did you do something wrong? Are you trying to avoid responsibility? Did your plan to become fiscally independent go off the rails? All are possible in this week's edition of Über Cinco, where worldly contestants Mitch Brinkman and Brian Ernst go head-to-head with their top reasons to disappear.

And don't forget to stick around for host Nathan Hennenfent's fast five mistakes you have made in the last 24 hours.

And the Razzie goes to...

Join Uber Cinco's Mitch Brinkman and Nathan Hennenfent as they reveal and defend their choices of actors that either didn't live up to their usual caliber or maybe, just maybe, earned exactly what they deserved for that particular performance.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Brian's uberly specific Fast Five: Intellectual Properties That Need to License Themselves to Casino Games.