Uber Cinco

Fast Five: Reasons To Put Your Fist in Your MouthHost: Mitch Brinkman | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

This week the contestants battle wits and poise as they suss out the most Memorable Bodily Functions they can think of. It's not all gross-out to the bone, so strap in and get ready for some very specific kind of stories.

And be sure to stick around until the end to figure out the top reasons why you should put your fist in your mouth! And none will be the result of a dare!

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Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

Fast Five: Buckets

Who doesn't have a fantasy of how they'd leave their job? The BizBear Boys have some ideas that may be able to help you flesh out your plan as Brian and Mitch list their top ways to quit in glory. Listen to hear what kind of scenes we'd like to make.

And don't forget to stick around for Nathan's Fast Five sendoff about buckets. There may even be a nostalgic retort about your favorite 90s toy.

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Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

Fast Five: Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down

Do you ever overanalyze and obsess over what a friend or relative said to you? Especially when they utter a compliment? Did they really mean that or are they trying to tell you something you were unaware of?

Backhanded compliments remain a subtle, but effective art and the BizBear Boys are not immune to their power. Childhood and fashion trauma afoot!

Listen along this week all the way to the end for a Fast Five treat from host Brian Ernst, as he throws his Fast Five Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down list at us.

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Put your hand over your heart, and pledge your allegiance to BizBear, because this week, we go 'Merica all over the place. Hear the top ways Brian and Mitch think we should be celebrating America. And don't forget to stick around for Nathan's Fast Five TV Neighbor Haikus.

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A rare in-person episode sees the BizBear Boys listing off some of the most memorable events they've ever witnessed with their own eyes. Mitch leads Brian and Nathan to reveal and defend their events closing with a Fast Five: Kickstarters That Never Started. Taking advantage of the beautiful summer night, this episode was recorded outside, and the shocking amount of fireworks left us on our toes. Enjoy!

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Every single one of us at one time or another needed a dating playbook, and the BizBear Boys are here to give you the only cheat sheet you'll ever need for first date activities to win over your would-be partner. The only choice you have is whether to follow Mitch or Nathan into dating battle?

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for Brian's Fast Five | Worst Summer Thirst Quenchers.

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Host: Nathan Hennenfent  | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

Things you can set your watch to: Law & Order will be on some channel today, Big Ben and a chain restaurant meal being so over the top it's wonderful, in the moment at least. Über Cinco takes on deliciously disastrous chain restaurant cuisine as Brian and Mitch battle to see who hates their own guts more. Come for the food, stay for the Hancock Tower knowledge.

And in our No Hit Sherlock's 7th inning stretch update, we finally learn the true meaning of the dumb acronym name of the Sherlock's bitter rivals, TTF.

Grab yourself a chair and relax 'til the end as the host will rattle off his definitive list of the Top 5 Secretaries of All-Time!

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Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

The BizBear Boys gloriously make the world aware of what grinds their gears, rubs them the wrong way, and flat out steams em up good as they battle it out to see who is annoyed better by the general public. Get ready to boil along with us as we reveal our Top 5 Public Pet Peeves!

We gotta a special 7th inning stretch update from our sports franchise, the No Hit Sherlocks out of Elmhurst, IL!

And you better stay until the end because the drive-thru attendant didn't hear it the first time so Brian will loudly order the fast five fast food items he orders in addition to tide himself over on the car drive home.

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Happy Memorial Day folks! What better way to commemorate our memories than a trip down Hollywood lane? Brian and Nathan reveal and defend their top 5 movies from when they became teenagers, we're talking 1999 vs. 2003 baby! And don't forget to stick around for the No Hit Sherlock Softball update and Mitchell's Fast Five | Green Flags in a Relationship.

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Pop the champagne and hide your valuables, it's our first anniversary! One year of Über Cinco has led to this, a list of things that should not last this long. Did we make our own list? You be the judge. Mitch and Nathan go head-to-head as Brian reveals his Fast Five | Acceptable Thermostat Temperatures.

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