Uber Cinco

Whether it's a celebrity chef's kitchen or a Scottish island fresh with booze, these small locations are places Mitch and Nathan actually look forward to getting stuck in.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for Brian's Fast Five Movie Line Deliveries That Tickle Him.

The great multi-hyphenate comedian-writer-actor-friend-and all around great person Atra Asdou joins the BizBear boys for a very special episode where she goes head to head with Ü5's very own Brian Ernst.

And don't miss Atra's Second City show, "Black & White News: The Plan" streaming March 4 at 7PM CST in a browser near you. Head here to purchase tickets.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Judge: Mitch Brinkman

And don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where Nathan reveals his Fast Fave Ways Your Ex says, "Hey."

You're having a sidebar conversation or maybe even distracted by the latest notification on your phone when you hear, "What'll you have?" Rattled into making a decision you choose the first thing that comes to mind. We all have our favorites and these fast food items are the ones you order under pressure.

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

Stick around for Mitch's fast five stocks that could use a Reddit community boost.

Generally speaking, we all had a great experience at college, but there were some things that weren't all they were cracked up to be. Here we go through what grandiose promises higher education laid out for us, and what the actual result of those experiences were.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where Nathan reveals his Fast Five, Greatest Numbers of All-Time!

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman & Brian Ernst

Host: Brian Ernst | Guest Judge: Allison Ernst | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

When the world returns to normal, we will once again need really clever excuses to depart social gathering, or even better, avoid them altogether. For those that have grown accustomed to the quarantine life or still just really need a decent out, this weeks submissions have got you covered.

Stick around to the end of the show for an all to real Fast Five | Last Meals Requested by Serial Killers.

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Brian Ernst vs. Nathan Hennenfent

The Über Cinco listing posse has been inspired by the transfer of presidential power. We're taking our own crack at the first 100 days in office as we battle over who has the better top 5 list of executive orders to be signed right away! You'll learn a little, you'll laugh a little and you'll learn some more about presidential pets when you stick around for the fast five at the end of the show.

Last week, a profanity laden phone call from Alex Lovinggood broke into our show where he challenged Über Cinco's very own Mitch Brinkman to a Regional Foods Redux.

An unhappy Lovinggood from The Maker In Me podcast believes Mitch's lack of love for his home state of Minnesota deserved a revisit and our special little guys went head-to -head with some more regional foods.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Nathan reveals his fast five embarrassing bands he was a part of.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Alex Lovinggood vs. Mitch Brinkman | Judges: Brian Ernst and Chance Ingles

You've got it! You chose wisely! You drank from the Holy Grail and now have eternal youth. I'm sure you have a laundry list of great things you're going to do with it, but we're only interested in your mistakes. How will you mess up eternal youth?

Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

We know you're all familiar with the wholesome family show we have here so we're going to ride the spectrum from warm-hearted to incredibly dark this week! A mixture of true and tall tales make up this week's episode culminating in the Fast Five "We All Just Got the Vaccine!" Activities.

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

These are the fly in the ointment humans, unforeseen circumstances, and just plain neglect that take a well-planned vacation and derail it faster than an over-trusted fart. 

Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for the Fast Five Vacation Entertainment Shows That Overstayed Their Welcome...Even Before the Pandemic.