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Some of them are inevitable, some are downright shocking. This week the BizBear Boys divulge and dissect the life surprises they weren't expecting. Also, the Fast Five Doors of All-Time!

Over a year indoors has had us on the hunt for media that our eyeballs could consume to pass the days, weeks and months. And here it is! Brian and Mitch's picks for the best media ingested over the past year. Nathan also reveals the Fast Five reasons his apartment is so messy. Also...softball update!

Remember all the times you were told "no"? Remember when the teacher used to tell you to shut your yap and fall in line? Well, you grew up and now it's time to show all of them the adult you've become and what better way to do that than with free will. Mitch and Nathan go head-to-head as host Brian delivers his Fast Five...the Top 5 Worst States.

Ü5 welcomes real-life brothers Mitch and Andy Brinkman, brothers who are defending other brothers on their list of Top 5 Brothers. These are fictional brothers, real brothers, and all brothers in between. You got that, brother?

Don't forget to stick around for Nathan's Fast Five | The Top 5 Guys.

In what may be the lowest of brows, here we present the most effective ways at sucking the ambience out of what was once a joyous moment. These are the bodily functions and acts of carelessness that will make you the wet blanket to those who surround you. Brian and Nathan take you to the bowels of the BizBear den as Mitch sends you off with his Fast Five Ways to Plan Ahead to Give Your Mom a Great Mother's Day.

This week Mitch and Nathan battle it out for the best rags to riches stories, the true underdogs of our time. We're doing God's work, giving air time to Cinderella stories like Gerald R. Ford and Zip-Up Hoodies!

Fast Five | Store Names That Were Too Clever for Their Own Good. 

Frugality and fiscal responsibility is the name of this week's game. Brian and Mitch go head-to-head with their top dollar store finds. What essential purchases did the BizBear Boys make this week, and will you do the same?

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Nathan's Fast Five Movements.

Hey it comes around each year like clockwork, the day of your birth. Are you a partier or a stay-out-of-the-spotlight type? No matter your Myers–Briggs Type Indicator, Nathan and Brian are sure to have the celebration for you. Did your ideal birthing ritual make the cut? Listen to find out!

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Mitch's Fast Five | Bands That Share a Name With a Horse.

In our first ever live show, streamed to SEVERAL people Nathan and Mitch battled out their picks for unexpected historical Tinder matches which somehow yielded TWO STAREDOWNS!

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for Brian's honorary St. Paddy's Day Fast Five, Top 5 Patricks.

Beware the Ides of March...and everything on today's episode. Classic contenders Brian Ernst and Nathan Hennenfent reveal their top five happenings to beware which include scenarios to avoid and other possible back stabbing situations.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Mitch reveals his Fast Five | Things You'll Never Forget About Your Doctor's Office.