On the unattainable dream of paying off the credit cards of 40 Lego master builders by the year 2026. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On post-mortem household goods sold door to door by the genus homo. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On genetic clones washing chopsticks to take on the wagon train. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On driving rules for cat lovers who crave phytonutrients. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On rural entrepreneurs from the future eating five-foot long unicorn worms. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On IQ tests for post-prison romances based on common sense. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On God taking a scientific approach to conversation with dogs about newspapers. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On the numerical happiness of salads made of valued girlfriends with Ukrainian grit who run startups that fail their way to a successful app. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On the post-truth reality of Kenneth (or Sylvester) sitting at a wedding paid for by a 22-year old. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On telling a third date you failed at a business of making ultra-thin potato chips for the richest people on the planet. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.