On touching the raw meat of roommates while pondering the absence of pain in the gravely greatness of 2017. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On workers doing nothing about reinventing their lives to keep from spoiling Santa secrets held in the deepest part of the ocean. Or it's about elephants. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On feeding hamburger to passion-seeking, food-demanding, alphabet-using lovers of winter -- and Christmas. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On focusing solely on gardening in unknown locations filled with technology that confuses us. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On two (or four) driving instructor startup co-founders gnawing on a bar. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On book shelves of sticks pivoting to online forums about affiliate programs for knights in shining armor. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On the price of an ambitious husband with a vampiric smile that makes the sound of history. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On bunnies who clean up overpopulating humans with above average swords. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On naming a dog that spends 1-2 hours a day studying musical hermeneutics. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.

On scientific superpowers of gender equality among floppy-eared labradoodles. The UberClever guys answer questions from the web and end the episode by making each other's brains bigger. Blame this on uberClever.com.