With the recent United flight that avoided near-disaster from an exploding engine, literally above our heads here in Colorado, we decided we wanted to investigate UFO crashes!
Released documents have noted that we may or may not have downed alien aircraft in our possession, but what does that mean for humanity? Secret technology being developed in the black world, or was all the wreckage instantly incinerated because it was dripping in alien ebola? Who the hell knows??? Either way, we DID manage to retrieve some interesting stories from the constant near-disaster that is, The Cosmic Cantina... Enjoy!

To watch the video version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEDOqB9xnfw