Andy arrested, weight loss jabs as part of the meal deal & nation's sweetheart Vera Lynn in chart hype horror...

Schnorrers' portion of Kelner's latest pod. Upgrade now for more 'revelations.'

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Ennio Morricone 'tribute,' Under Salt Marsh & movie treatment of backwoods rural places, The Apprentice's gobby Northerner, & Netflix's shameful Lucy Letby documentary.

Plus back in time to the year BC 394. It's a cracker this one, & free at the point of delivery. Schnorrers enjoy!

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Liz Kershaw on Bruno's big knockers, the Savile story, Vera Lynn & Gracie Fields spat (one for the teenagers), Carol Vorderman, & latest on brother Andy...

Plus Eamonn, GB News, & having opinions.

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Starmer's Chinese meal, Mandelson turns out to be a bit of a slimeball (who guessed?), & Liberace's dead!

It's one big glorious happenstance.

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Ever wondered what a 'knacker woman' does? Not necessarily what you think. Plus Nazi eagle, the axis of evil...

...and the piano-playing octopus.

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Dolly, Jimmy, Lucy, Nigella, & the Disappointment of Lobsters...

Plus chick peas - they're crafty, they hide

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Hey, love highly processed food? LNER buffets have a real treat for you....plus, psychics, we know it's sh*t, but how do they do it?

...and the weight loss food scam, & don't get in a cage with a black leopard.

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Benidorm, More on Marty, and is Three Amigos a better film than Citizen Kane? Enjoy yourself, it's free!

Now might be the time to upgrade. Consider it. And bad news - failed to find the classic clip of the Piss Poor Podcast. That'll be for Kelner Prime customers later in the week...

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For the cost conscious in these difficult times, an entirely free half-hour of unbeatable entertainment as we wave goodbye to 2025's dodgy mic!

and Jazz Jamaica Allstars szhuszhi the whole thing up for you...

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Kelner's post-Christmas message is: 'stick it where the sun don't shine, King Prince Charles'.

plus late news just in, on the Sun King, Louis XlV, who died in 1715....and how many pie awards are there, and why aren't they televised?

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