It’s time to end the fakeyness, because polygamy isn’t all beer and skittles.

Robyn gets The Vid, Janelle misinterprets 30 years of her life, and Kody has brain fog

Janelle and Meri reveal financial details, Kody admits he’s a coward, and Truely looks at the stars

Meri says 2 sentences, Truely does labor at Robyn’s house, and Ariella tells Christine how to fix her marriage

Kody finally gets a knife in his kidneys, Janelle wants Kody to go back to his mansion, and Meri mistakes a single dry sentence for flirting

Christine sells her house and this shocks Robyn, who then gets defends herself against accusations no one made

I go on a feminist rant about financial independence, Robyn and Meri piss me off for 25 straight minutes, and we find out Christine hasn’t gotten a new mattress in over 18 years

Kody pokes his head into to a covid wedding and dances his heart out while Christine’s last bit of respect for him shrives up and dies

Kody is a piece of shit and I’m losing my mind

Ysabel graduates, Meri gets kicked out of the family for the 38th time, and Robyn thinks Kody can’t live in a “fifth will”