Kurt tells Luis about a cult leader who had some fishy medical practices, and the mind-reading future-predicting dog that became a midwest legend. Also, due to some audio mishaps, Kurt sounds like he's podcasting from inside a fish tank (oops), meanwhile Luis gives way too much information about butts (again).

Luis tells Kurt how Mexico's Declaration of Independence was stolen, returned, lost, found, and burned (Bingo!) and about the surgery that was all the rage in 17th century France.

Editor's note: Kurt's audio is a bit faulty this episode. Forgive him Lord, for he knows not how to turn on his microphone during recording.

Kurt tells Luis about one of the most prolific criminal masterminds of all time, and two gold miners who had a VERY bad road trip. Luis struggles to remember the name Paul, while Kurt attempts to explain Bitcoin and the Rhodesian Bush War in five sentences or less.

Luis tells Kurt about the tried and true military practice of crying with the boys, and how archaeological integrity went out the window in favor of "it just looks cool."

Kurt tells Luis about a strange missing persons case, and the prohibition era bootlegger feud that left a permanent mark on southern culture. Both Luis and Kurt get canceled for their lack of knowledge of Mexican history

Luis tells Kurt about a fisherman using music to lure in his catch of the day, and a never-ending billow of black smoke that led to a war for the papacy.

Kurt tells Luis about the priceless book that led to a multigenerational scandal and the woman who accidentally infected thousands of New Yorkers with typhoid.

Luis tells Kurt about a man who tried to preserve a crumbling empire to get with a married woman, and a Roman emperor who was too fabulous for his own good.