Uncle Si’s home recently got a loud, patriotic makeover that made the headlines and the haters came out of the woodwork, of course! Martin’s twins stop in to say hello and his wife, Brittany, confesses that his potential as a father warmed her heart early in their relationship. John-David puts another shoplifter on blast, but this time there’s no way he wants the merch back after where it’s been. Si contemplates how he’d do as a president, unloads on a proposed new tax, and thinks a redo of the Boston Tea Party is right up his alley!

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