Undeadly Serious

In our final episode, Mary and Shannon wrap up the roads well-traveled and deliver the final score before chopping off the podcast's head and driving a stake through its heart. Remember kids, stay un-undead.

We're back! From the dead? From the undead? Who cares! It's resurrection time, both for this episode of the podcast and Dracula, apparently. After all this time, he finally learned to be un-undead!

Does your daylight feel saved? This episode, Dracula and our certainly dashing, YMMV on heroes race the sunset to reach ol' Castle Drac. Who will win, and how many minions are sacrificed along the way?

It's two for one this time around on Undeadly Serious, as we discuss hounds, horses, and whores!

In this scene, ships, trains, and horse-drawn carriages lead our doughty vampire hunters closer to the final showdown with Dracula, Mina becomes a loungie-moanie, and we hear the GOAT.

In this episode, we get the BEST version of Dracula, fire, Van Helsoft, a new reincarnation theory, and Shannon continuing to lose her mind about whether crosses are effective. Ready? Let's get confrontational!

Mina has seen enough-- she wants out! Join us as we watch her attempt to escape death by joining the undead

In this episode, we're suddenly in...a comedy? We also get a belated exposition dump, a very cute snek, and Renfield's presence in this movie continuing to have zero impact on the forward momentum of the narrative.

Lucy dies again, there's lots of blood, and Van Helsing remains entirely unphased by all of it.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, WITCHES. In the true spirit of spook season, this episode covers the supernatural, super bloody death of our dear Lucy.