This week, the decorating blather continues amidst bitching about the whole back to school thing. Also: Keith Richards wants his kids to snort his ashes, Slash’s kid brother calls Axl Rose a “fat bastard” and later apologizes only for the...

Pyra’s carpet doesn’t match her new drapes, let alone the roman blinds she hasn’t made yet. Plus: Lemmy has a lung infection, Keith Richards considers Black Sabbath and Metallica “great jokes,” and Steven Adler would be the last to know...

The Martha Stewart kick continues at Castle Draculea as Pyra talks table lamps, DIY lampshade tweaks, and more decluttering such as trading in industrial records for Mötley Crüe. Also, Febreze makes Pyra gag, a dude humiliates himself on TV on...

On this week’s rather Martha Stewart-ish episode of the show: fixing an ugly yellow bathroom, more decluttering, Pyra’s immune system can’t tell the difference between dust and ebola, Pyra gets a nosebleed in Home Depot, and Pyra’s dad and the...

This week a brainwashed-by-HGTV Pyra blathers about dealing with and clearing out her Hoarders-worthy spare room, reminisces about old jam spaces, and rants about fat acceptance excuses and losing weight. Also: Alice Cooper’s new band, Vince Neil insists Mötley Crüe...

This week: Pyra does some experimenting on her guinea pig guitar in between final assignments and final exams and bitching about Victoria’s Secret bimbos forgetting to remove the anti-theft tags. Meanwhile, Kevin Bacon wants more cocks on TV, Bret Michaels...

This week, Pyra either has a cold or her body is spewing out toxins, meanwhile she’s getting back into yoga and nature walks; a fan wants Kurt Cobain’s death scene photos released to the public; Jimmy Page says no to...

This week, Pyra wages war against the insects and buys a giant scary food processor; DJ Ashba quits Guns N Roses; Rikki Rockett gets a divorce; Dee Snider is on Team Hagar; and Jimmy Page will “custom stamp” copies of...

This week: Pyra quits her day job and junk food; Planned Parenthood will apparently sell you aborted baby body parts for as little as 30 bucks; ’80s metalheads and groupies ended up being pretty well adjusted 30 years later, other...

This week: power outages at school! Pussified bitch boys watch a man get stabbed to death and are cool with their cowardice! Attempts to harness Vancouverites’ anal obsessions to reduce littering! Jared may or may not want to share his...