This week, Pyra denies responsibility for the forest fires in Vancouver, Van Halen starts their tour playing rarities, NoMeansNo gets inducted into a local music hall of fame, Donald Trump wants to gold-plate the White House, and Pyra wishes she...

This week Pyra contemplates the optimal time for a workplace power outage, tells of being trapped in an elevator with Miss Melodrama, ponders marriage, and bitches about her recent bouts of insomnia. Plus, Sebastian Bach insists that rock n roll...

This week, Pyra complains about tabata class & software Saturdays; cops are more popular than the press in ‘Murica; self-driving cars may be programmed to kill their occupants sometimes; weight loss surgery brings couples closer; and Sammy Hagar vs. Van...

This week: Father’s Day gift shopping in the Age of Jenner; what to give your favourite teacher in lieu of apples; and how to break a chick’s orbital socket without getting in trouble. Plus: race turns out to be only...

This week: Pyra joins a gym! Pyra’s iPod gets Bono-raped again! Seinfeld points out campuses are too PC! How to deal with unsolicited dick pics! Pyra reviews Duff McKagan’s latest book! Also: MSNBC’s big scoop: interviewing a puppet about feminism;...

This week: Pyra ponders cars running over pedestrians, guesses Bruce Jenner’s girl name wrong, rants about Ontario’s creepy new sex ed curriculum, and tells you what fruit is best for smuggling cocaine. Also: Tech nerds really don’t get laid! Paul...

This week: Robert DeNiro tells arts grads the truth about their prospects; proselytizing Jesus to AIs; PETA says swearing in front of animals = bad, killing animals = good; activists want sex removed from birth certificates; and a 65 year...

This week reporters get butthurt about being heckled, Taylor Swift whines that people call her music ‘whiny,’ the French study smiling penises, Ronnie Woods regrets not being able to remember all the chicks he’s banged, Vince Neil clarifies that Motley...

This week’s rants include the ACLU pushing for investigations into why most movie and TV directors are male, how flakes and hacks tend to assume the deck is stacked against them, get off your ass and do it yourself on...

This week Pyra explains how Hillary Clinton proves women can be just as incompetent and corrupt as men, complains about chicks humping the water jets at the public pool’s hot tub, and contemplates naked gardening as a family friendly activity....