Under the Bleachers

Jane asks Chloë Grace Moretz to close her mouth.

Juliet Prather is a comedian and actor based in New York City. Originally from Austin, she has since been trained across the country at UCB-NY and iO Chicago. She co-created Sup Comedy Collective and Industry Night, and her shows and characters have been written up in Huffington Post, TimeOut New York, and The New York Times. You can see Juliet acting in shorts that have been featured on No Budge and MTV, as well as performing stand up, improv, and characters all around the city.

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Isa recommends a wardrobe change for Slender Man.

Lillian Stone is a Chicago-based humor writer and performer. By day, she's a staff writer at The Takeout. By night, she's a headline and features contributor for The Onion, a regular old contributor for outlets like The New Yorker, MEL Magazine, and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Her first book, EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE, will publish in 2023 via Dey Street Books. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @originalspinstr. 

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Jane points out that your Youtube history tells the Truth. P.S. This episode contains spoilers for Cabin in the Woods (2011), Hereditary (2018), and Ready or Not (2019).

Charlie Bardey is a writer and comedian born and raised in New York City. He's been featured in Vulture, Time Out New York, and The Patch, and has a monthly stand-up show "Exploration Live." You can find him on Twitter and Instagram at @chunkbardey. 

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Isa recounts a bowl of congee that gave her amnesia. 

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For the first time ever on the podcast, our guest issues a Call to Action for our listeners. P.S. This episode contains spoilers for Promising Young Woman (2020).

Dima Kronfeld is the deputy editor of Reductress. You can find them at @dimakronfeld on Twitter.

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Jane gets a lesson on Bella Thorne.

Grace Bahler is a satire and radio writer for Reductress and the BOB & TOM Show as well as a stand-up and sketch comedian out of Chicago. Visit her website https://www.gracebahler.com/ and follower her on Twitter at @sooospontaneous.

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Isa asks if anybody on the pod has a hot mom.

Lauren Lavín is an editor for The Hard Times and Los Suelos, CA, a grant-funded shared world/collaborative story anthology. She has a podcast called Industrial Posters of the World and has written for Reductress. Follow her on Twitter at @lalavin666.

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Jane recommends sex toy parties for those interested in pyramid schemes. 

Charlie Laud is an animator, writer, director, and the producer of Under the Bleachers. Find his work at http://www.charlielaud.com/ and follow him on Instagram at @djratlady.

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Isa incorrectly cites Chloe Grace Moretz as a “round-faced” actress. CGM actually has, obviously, a heart-shaped face. The Under the Bleachers team apologizes for this momentary lapse in judgment and vows to do better.

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Jane does an impression of Emma Watson doing her impression of an American accent.

Amber Rollo is a standup comedian who regularly opens for Judah Friedlander on zoom, and headlined the New York comedy festival irl in 2018. She also co-hosts the Low Culture Boil podcast, a trash podcast about trash culture hosted by 3 trashy babes, Amber, Rax King and Courtney Rawlings. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @ambercrollo.

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