Technically this is the third time this “icon” story has popped up in David’s life, but it’s finally the one that gets pinned down and recorded for posterity, with a little help from Mike MacDee. Does Toby Rogers suffer from the same terrible cliches as his fellow Creepypasta brethren?

“Ticci Toby” is credited to Kastoway. Read along here.

Fair warning: Allen himself has stated these two interconnected stories might, in fact, be the dumbest things he and David have read on the show. Will it prove to be true?

“Ichor” and “Retributors” are credited to Giuv. Read along here and here.

It’s the further adventures of Dr. Apathy, now adding detective to the list of things he’d done in this asinine trip into the troubled dreams caused by Ubloo. David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka only now realize how long a haul this saga might be…

“Ubloo” is credited to DifferentWind. Read along here.

Ever wonder what a silent podcast would be like? Wait, nevermind... Here's David, Kaela and Ben Spiegel talking about a spooky silent film story, featuring an in-story cameo by Allen's ancestor, Lon Chaney.

Story by ArcticWolf. Read along here.

Plenty of searching, not a lot of rescuing. Allen and David shotgun the last three parts of this story in one sitting, and are surprised when something genuinely unexpected happens.

"Search and Rescue Woods" is credited to searchandrescuewoods. Read along here.

t's a podcast within a podcast as the semi-retired crew of Coffee and Pie have invaded UCA. Join host Allen and his co-hosts Sean, Brad, De'Markcus and guest Vivian as they read a story that takes...one hell of a turn.

(Skip to 7:13 to avoid eating noises)

Story by K-Morg. Read along here.

The wretched minions of Creative Horror extend some horrible holiday wishes this season. Featuring Seid and Raevell from The Witching Hour, the Pasta Shade of Midnight Marinara, Abysmii and Papreeka from Raygun Readers/Trick or Track, and our own David and Kaela for UCA.

Allen’s Eggnog.

More than halfway through the whole thing now, yet David and Allen struggle to muster any sort of enthusiasm as their dismal meandering through the endless expanse of this story continues. Will this part have any sort of unexpected surprises?

(Skip ahead to 3:18 if you want to avoid the sound of the hosts chomping food directly into microphones - their level of caring has hit an all-time low.)

"Search and Rescue Woods" is credited to searchandrescuewoods. Read along here.

After putting it to vote, David and Allen are stuck reading a some typical Creepypasta fair with a Don Bluth theme. Suffice to say, neither is surprised by what is contained in this story.

“An American Tail: Original Version” is credited to TheBlackMetalBunny. Read along here.