Undercooked Analysis

This week, we boldly go where no one (here) had gone before - to a Greentext epic written by a proper anon, following a bit of a talk about Star Trek. David and Kaela are joined by Abysmii and Papreeka for this odd deviation of style, and Papreeka gets all the credit for pitching this one… for better or worse!

This story was posted anonymously, but was archived in imgur by MyNameIsGrant. Read along here.

It didn’t start out as a Short and Shivery, but David, Kaela, Allen and Abysmii found the first story offered a little too short (but at least a little shivery) and decided to, at last minute, tack on another one. What follows is a pair of stories with very different tones and very different reactions from the panel of readers.

“The Gun Game” was initially uploaded to the Creepypasta Wiki by RetardoTheMagnificent. Read along here.
”BooTube” is credited to Tbok1992. Read along here.

Lord Bung’s Confinement series provides ample fodder for yet another trip to the SCP Foundation, as David, Kaela and Allen read up on the entries used as inspiration. How does the webseries hold up in terms of adapting the spirit of its source material, and which SCPs will be utilized?

All of the entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
SCP-082 - “Fernand’ the Cannibal “ was archived by FrtizWillie.
SCP-1846 - “Maize Angel” was archived by Communism will win.
SCP-007 - “Abdominal Planet” was archived by xthevilecorruptor.
SCP-407 - “The Song of Genesis” was archived by Pair Of Ducks.

Joined by Seid and Raevell of The Witching Hour, David offers a story from his early scourings of the internet for a “potential Midnight Marinara” list. Will this tale of a town under an ancient curse stand a ghost of a chance?

“Mary” is credited to The Fox God. Read along here.

Technically this is the third time this “icon” story has popped up in David’s life, but it’s finally the one that gets pinned down and recorded for posterity, with a little help from Mike MacDee. Does Toby Rogers suffer from the same terrible cliches as his fellow Creepypasta brethren?

“Ticci Toby” is credited to Kastoway. Read along here.

Fair warning: Allen himself has stated these two interconnected stories might, in fact, be the dumbest things he and David have read on the show. Will it prove to be true?

“Ichor” and “Retributors” are credited to Giuv. Read along here and here.

It’s the further adventures of Dr. Apathy, now adding detective to the list of things he’d done in this asinine trip into the troubled dreams caused by Ubloo. David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka only now realize how long a haul this saga might be…

“Ubloo” is credited to DifferentWind. Read along here.

Ever wonder what a silent podcast would be like? Wait, nevermind... Here's David, Kaela and Ben Spiegel talking about a spooky silent film story, featuring an in-story cameo by Allen's ancestor, Lon Chaney.

Story by ArcticWolf. Read along here.

Plenty of searching, not a lot of rescuing. Allen and David shotgun the last three parts of this story in one sitting, and are surprised when something genuinely unexpected happens.

"Search and Rescue Woods" is credited to searchandrescuewoods. Read along here.

t's a podcast within a podcast as the semi-retired crew of Coffee and Pie have invaded UCA. Join host Allen and his co-hosts Sean, Brad, De'Markcus and guest Vivian as they read a story that takes...one hell of a turn.

(Skip to 7:13 to avoid eating noises)

Story by K-Morg. Read along here.