This is episode 35 of the WET Podcast.

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00:01:01 - The WET Commandments

00:02:52 - Justin is present af (Be Here Now by Ram Dass)

00:05:36 - Justin got locked in his apartment on mushrooms

00:09:37 - How to trip properly

00:14:27 - Hillbillies and aliens (The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter)

00:19:49 - Doing MDMA on stage

00:24:20 - "Just for Justin" hair product

00:26:39 - Aliens are among us

00:29:12 - Is anything real?? (Truman Show Theory and flat earth)

00:33:59 - Did Trump actually get shot?

00:48:07 - Unethical Life Hack: Parking Tickets

00:53:02 - Getting out of tickets

00:57:23 - Alcohol laws in Texas

01:02:54 - Unethical Life Hack: Condiments

01:05:21 - Unethical Life Hack: Listening

01:07:17 - When the riff gets too real

01:14:03 - Fast food is harvesting your data

01:16:23 - Learning Minionese

01:19:40 - Justin's goose laugh sounds like...

01:21:48 - Unethical Life Hack: Driving

01:22:51 - Unethical Life Hack: Street Interviews

01:26:53 - Markus sees the future (it don't look good)

01:29:55 - Unethical Life Hack: Banking and Telemarketing Jobs

01:34:45 - The pod is too taxing for Hollywood Phill

01:38:52 - BTS: Justin tries the intro

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/