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SONG: (Yes, you can sing it too!!)
I won't vote Trump
No there's not a chance in hell
I will try to make a difference
Because this isn't going well
So don't waste your bad breath on me
I'd sooner cast my vote for Cardi B
I'll never vote Trump.
Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!! Not me!
I won't vote Trump
I will jump through any hoops
And if someone tries to make me
I will throw a can of soup
If there's a chance that I could get this bloated Cheeto off my TV set
I'll never vote Trump! Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
Not me. (Not I) -- Girl, please
But he'll make the country (uh-huh)
Pence will take you on a date
No thank you!
What if they manipulate and make you not feel so inclined?
I've made up my mind!
I won't vote Trump. I won't vote Trump!
To the polls is where I'll drive
If I'm 18 years older
Because I’m over 45
So sorry I've offended you
But when it comes to voting, I work blue
I'll never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
Never vote Trump! Not me!
I won't I won't Trump. I don't want another four
And if someone steals my mailbox
I will build 100 more
I won’t vote Trump
I will vote without delay
I will do what's necessary
Just to make you go away
And though I've made some past mistakes
There's one I won’t, no matter what it takes
I will never vote Trump! Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
Not me, not me not me, no girl!
Not me!!!
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All rights and honors for this song go to the amazing Randy Rainbow!
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