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  • Two minutes, two guys!

    [EP61] In this episode I interview two guys a the local college about... well, just listen! Remember, Unexpected English brings you REAL English in short podcasts to help improve your listening while you have fun! Transcription included below!

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    Hey everybody! Welcome to December 2020. Yeah, it's December of that god-awful year 2020. But the good news is it's episode 61 of Unexpected English, your favorite English podcast! And, guess what?  This episode is one of the reasons it became your favorite English podcast, because I know, like me, you enjoy the interviews. Because you hear real people, you hear different accents, and you don't know what's going to happen, and I found an interview from, oh a year ago or so that I had forgotten about. So I'm bringing it to you now, an interview with two students at a local college near me and, that’s it, I hope you enjoy it, and remember if you do enjoy it tell your friends so that everybody else can enjoy it too, all right? OK, here we go!
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    All right so here we are at Mesa College, going to talk to a couple students. Are you guys both from San Diego? Yeah I've been born and raised. Born and raised, San Diego California. And what's the best part about living in San Diego? As cliché as it sounds, I want to say the culture of San Diego is probably my favorite part and just how diverse the entire community is. Umm, not to mention we have beautiful blue skies and sunshine every day. This is true, we do have good weather here, right? And the last time you left San Diego, where did you go? Umm, Seattle that's my favorite city in the world. Last time I left San Diego I went to Mexico. It was a lot of fun. Where, where in Mexico? I went to Tecate, Mexico I went there on a mission trip. Aha. And if you could go any place right now, I gave you, if I funded your vacation to go someplace, where would you go? Dude, send me to Italy! I want some of food, I want to wine, I want all that good stuff! Oh, OK, how about you?  I want to go to Japan really bad. I’m super into cars, and Japan has some of the best cars there. OK let me just ask you a little bit about Italy because most of my listeners are Italian so... yeah.. so.. what is it that is appealing about Italy to you? Umm, my parents are Italian so they talk a lot about how cool it was because they’ve been already and I've never been, but I hear that, like, the the culinary part of it is really nice and just the architecture is really beautiful and OK! Plus they have some really good music up there.. Beautiful, well OK, there you have it this is a spontaneous interview of two students here at Mesa College, thanks for your time guys! Yeah, thank you my man, appreciate it, have a great day!

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    4 min
  • Reading Donald Barthelme #1

    [EP 60] In this episode, I read just a little selection from a story by one of my favorite American short story writers!  His delightful story-telling and and language are WEIRD and FUNNY, so I hope you will enjoy it! If you do, please follow on Spotify and instagram, and tell your friends! 

    P.S. Is it Barth-el- may, or BART-el-may, or even Barth-Elm? Who knows?? 

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    My wife wants a dog. She already has a baby. The baby's almost two. My wife says that the baby wants the dog. My wife has been wanting a dog for a long time. I've had to be the one to tell her that she couldn't have it. But now, the baby wants a dog my wife says. This may be true. The baby is very close to my wife, They go around together all the time, clutching each other tightly. I asked the baby “Whose girl are you? Whose girl are you? Are you daddy's girl?” The baby says, “Mama.” And she doesn't just say it once, she says it repeatedly: “mama mama mama.” I don't see why I should buy $100 dog for that damn baby.
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    Our baby is a pretty fine, baby. I told my wife for many years that she couldn't have a baby because it was too expensive. But they wear you down, you know? They're just wonderful wearing you down, even if it takes years, as it did in this case. Now I hang around the baby and hug her every chance I get. Her name is Joanna. She wears Oshkosh overalls and says, no, bottle, out, and mama. She looks most lovable when she's wet. And when she's just had a bath and her blonde hair is all wet, and she’s wrapped in a beige towel. Sometimes when she's watching television, she forgets that you're there. You can just look at her. When she's watching television, she looks dumb. I like her better when she's wet.
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    This dog thing is getting to be a big issue. I said to my wife: “Well, you've got the baby. Do we have to have the damn dog too?” The dog will probably bite somebody or get lost. I can see myself walking all over our subdivision asking people: “Have you seen this brown dog?” “What's his name?” they'll say to me, and I'll stare at them coldly and say, “Michael.” That's what she wants to call it: Michael. That's a silly name for a dog. And I'll have to go looking for this possibly rabid animal and say to people: “Have you seen this brown dog, Michael?” It's enough to make you think about divorce.
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    I looked at some dogs at “Pets o’ plenty,” which has birds, rodents, reptiles and dogs, all in top condition. They showed me the Cairn Terriers. The Cairn terriers ran about $295 per, with their papers. I started ask if they had any illegitimate children at lower prices, but I could see that it would be useless. And the woman already didn't like me. I could tell.
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    What is wrong with me? Why am I not a more natural person, like my wife wants me to be? I worry that the baby may jam a kitchen knife into the electrical outlet when she's wet. I put those little plastic plugs into all the electrical outlets, but she's learned how to pop them out. I checked the Crayolas. They made Crayolas safe to eat. I called the head office in Pennsylvania. She can eat a whole box of crayons and nothing will happen to her.
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    If I don't get the new tires for the car, I can buy the dog.

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    9 min
  • Shoot! A surprise vocabulary and idioms lesson! 💥

    [EP 59] I'm publishing this one day after the 2020 Presidential election. We don't have a president in the USA yet, so how about a VOCABULARY lesson? I'll talk at random about using SHOOT and SHOT is some expressions. I can't fit a transcription here, so you may need to pay attention, take notes, and listen to the podcast a few times! Some of the phrases you will hear:

    To shoot a weapon, pistol shots

    to shoot past to shoot a look, email, message
    shoot a photo / photo shoot / nice shot (photo)
    Shoot! (polite exclamation) to shoot / (sports)
    Shoot - go ahead and ask me
    shoot the breeze / bull s
    shoot your mouth off
    shoot yourself in the foot
    to shoot for something, have as a goal to take a shot (attempt)
    a shot in the dark
    take your best shot
    to shoot down, get shot down
    shot - ruined, exhausted
    Not mentioned: a shot - a small glass of alcohol, a medical injection
    to shoot up - to fire many bullets, to inject drugs
    to shoot pool - play billiards
    There are probably others I can't think of, sorry!

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    Thanks and keep listening and improving!

    12 min
  • Burning Ring of Fire

    [EP 58]  Let's talk about the FUN of eating blazing chili peppers! Transcript below! Use the text to study and identify phrasal verbs and expressions, Unexpected English brings you fun ways to practice your English listening,  so be sure to subscribe!


    [INTRO] Hi everybody, and welcome to another episode of Unexpected English, your favorite English podcast. Now, the other day I was reading the paper, l and I saw a story that seemed kind of interesting. And I thought, Hey! I could read this story on the podcast, why not? I'll tell you what it's about. It's a about a chili pepper eating contest. 🌶 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why you would want to see how many chili peppers, you could stuff into your gut, but okay there it is, you know. There is such a thing as competitive eating, where people will try and see who could eat their most hotdogs. 🌭 I dunno, It's crazy. It's crazy. Anyway, this story is about eating red hot chili peppers, specifically, the infamous Carolina Reaper. So let's get right to the story! TRANSCRIPT:
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    San Diego is experiencing a heat wave this week, and so are the taste buds of Greg Foster, who ate dozens of the world’s hottest chilis at a contest on Saturday. The local resident and Inferno Farms Hot Sauce Company founder was attempting to eat one hundred and twenty-three Carolina Reapers to take the top spot in the “League of Fire” among internationally ranked chili eaters. But after eating 44 chilis, grown locally on his farm, the 6-foot-5-inch tall Foster was brought down to his knees in a fit of expletives and tears before throwing in the towel — and throwing up the contents of his stomach in the privacy of a pop-up tent. Measured at 1.4 million to 2.2 million Scoville heat units — the scale used to measure chili pungency — Carolina Reapers are the world’s hottest pepper, according to Chili Pepper Madness. By comparison, a jalapeño only has 2,500 to 10,000 Scoville heat units, according to Colorado State University. That makes the mildest Carolina Reaper 140 times hotter than the spiciest jalapeño. 🥵 One of four judges asked to witness the event said “Eating a Carolina Reaper pepper is like eating mace or being pepper sprayed in the mouth…. And if you don’t wait long enough between bites, you might consume too much and end up having a very, very painful experience.” ““I’m really just doing it for fun, and trying to beat my own record,” Foster said. “And that’s what today was all about. It would have been nice to get more than I did, but it’s really more for entertainment.” Greg Foster said he routinely eats a pepper a day when they’re in season, replacing fresh peppers with hot sauces in January to August when fresh chilis aren’t as readily available. He ramps up his pepper eating the week before contests and eats bananas the morning of the contest to prepare. After his failed attempt (and subsequent upchuck) he chugged water and milk to make it easier to purge the peppers out, followed by more milk, water and ice cream. 🍦He said that cuts recovery time from days to 45 minutes. Although he fell short of his goal Saturday, Foster said listening to one’s stomach is vital. “I thought I had a good pace there, and your body just tells you differently. What I’ve learned throughout eating peppers like this is: don’t ignore what your body’s telling you.” [OUTRO] Love is a burning thing, and it makers a firey ring Bound by wild desire, I fell in to a ring of fire I fell in to a burning ring of fire! I went down down down, and the flames went higher. And it burns burns burns...the ring of fire...
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    8 min
  • We're back with Spaghetti! 🍝 .... oh?
    (EP 57) Got a few minutes? Let's talk SpaghettiO's! Unexpected English always brings you fun ways to practice your English listening, so subscribe and tell your friends! First, I  talk about this weird canned food. (Transcript help!) Next: A very very easy lesson: How to prepare SpaghettiO's (So easy! No transcript) Finally: A sweet story about how a town helped a little autistic girl get the only food she will eat: SpaghettiO's! (Transcript help!) All this and some of that famous SpaghettiO music! Listen, have fun, and subscribe!
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    [INTRO] Hi everybody and welcome back to another episode of Unexpected English, your favorite English podcast! Now, this episode is *not* about your mom's spaghetti. Yeah, I know that was lead-in song. But it's not about your mom's spaghetti. It's about something else, called SpaghettiOs. Huh? SpaghettiOs, Yeah. Just listen. (Jingle) Okay, SpaghettiOs. You may be asking yourself, what the heck are spaghettiOs? You know, if you, if you ever saw them, you would have the same question, because it's something a little strange. spaghettiOs are a canned pasta in little circles, little O's. Yeah, it's a it's a kind of food. I think they say it's food, I'm not so sure. It was invented in 1965. SpaghettiOs, invented in 1965. And it is, as I say, a kind of round pasta in a tomato sauce that maybe is good for little kids to eat. I guess that's it. So, why a story about SpaghettiOs? Well, actually, I heard a real life report about spaghettios and it reminded me that they existed, and it reminded me of the famous advertising jingle. (Jingle) That's it. Oh-oh, SpaghettiOs. So I thought I would have a little bit of fun with that by giving you a little taste of the music, and then a very simple, “how to” for SpaghettiOs, I guess you could call it “how to SpaghettiO” And then in the end, the actual news report. And the news interview does have the transcript in the show notes. So meanwhile, you have this, you have a little SpaghettiOs, you have a how-to, and then the news, and I’ll be quiet and we’ll get going, so let’s go!
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    HOW TO: (no transcript)
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    [STORY] All right let's talk SpaghettiOs. OK first interview I've ever begun like that! This is Crystal McDonal. Crystal’s unlikely obsession with canned pasta began after the birth of her daughter Ashland. Ashland is autistic. And earlier this year she stopped eating food altogether with the sole exception of SpaghettiOs and meatballs. Teachers and therapists were working to expand her palate when the pandemic hit, clearing grocery store shelves of a lot more than just toilet paper. We couldn't find SpaghettiOs anywhere. It was like they were there one day and the next, they were gone! Wait, why was there a run on SpaghettiOs? I don't know if people thought, like, if the world ended, you could survive on SpaghettiOs. I just know that I was losing my mind trying to find them. And that's when the miracle happened. Like prepackaged manna from heaven, SpaghettiOs just started showing up. On her doorstep, in the mail. Hundreds of cans from people in the community who’d heard about Ashland in the local paper and wanted to help. If it wasn't for the kindness of people like that we would not have gotten by. SpaghettiOs is hardly a culinary cause célèbre. But in this home at least, every can is now fortified with faith in humanity.
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    8 min
  • Season Four: Musical Finale!

    (EP 56) Got Five minutes? Unexpected English always brings you fun ways to practice your English listening, so subscribe! Find us on Spotify, Apple, Instagram and everywhere! Season Five is coming soon, but for now just enjoy this musical finale.  You can even sing along, the lyrics are below!

    SONG: (Yes, you can sing it too!!)

    I won't vote Trump
    No there's not a chance in hell
    I will try to make a difference
    Because this isn't going well
    So don't waste your bad breath on me
    I'd sooner cast my vote for Cardi B
    I'll never vote Trump.
    Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!! Not me!
    I won't vote Trump
    I will jump through any hoops
    And if someone tries to make me
    I will throw a can of soup
    If there's a chance that I could get this bloated Cheeto off my TV set
    I'll never vote Trump! Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
    Not me. (Not I) -- Girl, please
    But he'll make the country (uh-huh)
    Pence will take you on a date
    No thank you!
    What if they manipulate and make you not feel so inclined?
    I've made up my mind!
    I won't vote Trump. I won't vote Trump!
    To the polls is where I'll drive
    If I'm 18 years older
    Because I’m over 45
    So sorry I've offended you
    But when it comes to voting, I work blue
    I'll never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
    Never vote Trump! Not me!
    I won't I won't Trump. I don't want another four
    And if someone steals my mailbox
    I will build 100 more
    I won’t vote Trump
    I will vote without delay
    I will do what's necessary
    Just to make you go away
    And though I've made some past mistakes
    There's one I won’t, no matter what it takes
    I will never vote Trump! Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
    Not me, not me not me, no girl!
    Not me!!!
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    All rights and honors for this song go to the amazing Randy Rainbow!
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    4 min
  • Drunk Poetry: Bukowski

    (EP 55) Unexpected English brings you poetry? Forget the word "poetry!" In this episode, you will find simple sentences in simple, direct language: perfect for your English listening. Charles Bukowski was an American writer. He is famous for his writing, and he was famous for his drinking. That's the reason for the title. Don't judge, just listen. Even if you are an English learner, I think you will understand them and I hope you will enjoy them The poems are:

    Poetry

    Poem for my 43rd Birthday
    My Cats
    So You Want To Be A Writer
    As The Poems Go

    If you want the text of these poems,  just Google Bukowski + the name of the poem. If you want to know more about Bukowski, you can read about him here on Wikipedia.  He wrote thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories and six novels. You can also hear him reading some of his work here on YouTube

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    9 min
  • Unexpected Wine Cellar

    (EP 54) Five minutes of real-life  American English  to train your listening while you have fun!  In this episode we visit a private wine cellar in an exclusive beach community near Los Angeles.  Transcription here -->

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    OK so I'm here with my friend Mike at his house in Manhattan Beach and… could you tell us where we are standing right now? We are standing in a prime wine cellar. This is a wine cellar, I want to tell you, I am in a wine cellar. How many bottles of wine have we got in this wine cellar? We’ve got about seven hundred on the rack and there's another, probably, three hundred sitting in cases. So we're talking about a thousand bottles. A thousand bottles. All right, and can you give us just an idea what kind of wine you've got here? Well I’ve got the two racks of Kurt’s (his son) and then I’ve got 3 - 4 racks here which are Pinot Noir, no, no Zinfandels and I’ve got two racks of Pinot Noir and I’ve got all the rest are Cabernet. I’m a big Cabernet guy.** So we're talking a couple hundred bottles of Cabernet. Easily. Probably 500. Where do you, where do you acquire this wine? Well, I work with Kurt. He’ll order a bottle of wine, and we’ll taste it when it comes in, and if it tastes good, he’ll order me a case of it. OK, so you, so you research the wine, you read, you read about the wine and then you get yourself a bottle…. Preferably Napa Valley, Sonoma… So what percentage of your wines in here are California wines? Probably seventy percent. 70% are California, and the rest? The rest are right behind here they are Bordeaux and they're drinking OK, they are “2000”, so that's 20 years old and it, uh, it taste OK, but it's nothing compared to our red wines from Napa. Tell me this, what is the most, let's call it the most valuable bottle you’ve got in here. Not very expensive, the most expensive one is on the top. Those are probably $250 bottles, two hundred and fifty bucks a bottle. About $250 per bottle, and how long will they be sitting here? Probably I'll be dead by the time they are ripe. (laughter Oh, the son will be drinking the, because.. (hahha) OK well, thanks for the tour and thanks for listening.
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    [OUTRO}
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    * Idiom note: You can say a person is "big on" something (or an activity) to mean they enjoy it a lot or promote it. Here we see a variation. Mike is "a big Cabernet guy" - he loves Cabernet!

    6 min
  • Borderlandia!

    (EP 53) Unexpected English, with more real-life interviews to train your listening while you have fun! This time: Mexican flavor! Transcript abbreviated with xxx due to length limits. Please share, support the podcast --> https://linktr.ee/unexpectedenglish

    #1 Jasmine's Quinceañera -> OK so here we are at Balboa Park and I noticed these fine looking young men here with their T-shirts on that say..... can you tell us what's going on here? It's a photo shoot for a quinceañera. And could you tell us what a quinceañera is? It's a Mexican traditional party for when girl turns 15. And what does your T-shirt say? “Jasmine's Quinceañera” And how do you fit into the party scene? I’m a chambelan. A chambelan, and could you tell us what that is? We’re one of her dancers, part of her, like, chorus. And how many... the guys, right? So how many guys will there be? Seven of us. Seven of you. And have you been practicing your dance moves? Yeah, we have. And anything else you want to explain about what this, because my listeners don't know about a quinceañera, so anything you else you could explain what that is. It’s just like when a girl transforms into a woman and it’s like they leave their childhood behind. That’s basically it. And have a big party, right?  xxx

    #2 Karina’s Ceviches -> So I'm here at a place called Karina’s Ceviches and More. Can you tell me about this restaurant? Right now? Yeah, I mean, just tell me, what is ceviche? Ceviche? It’s like a, I mean it's a combination of like spicy lime juice and shrimp and fish there's like marinated shrimp with spices in it. So it's a seafood dish. Seafood, yeah yeah yeah Mostly with what seafood? Shrimp or fish. And where does this recipe come from? Mexico I believe? You buh.. you believe? I mean, I yeah I believe. I mean are you... I don’t have facts about it but... I can't say. Oh, you just work here right? So I would have to talk to the men in the back they're the ones who know. Probably, yes. xxx
    #3 Casa Guadalajara -> So here we are in Old Town  at one of the most famous restaurants called... what's the name of this restaurant? Casa Guadalajara. xxx! How long has this restaurant been here? Over a decade, honestly, it's been here for a really long time I'm not sure the exact date, it’s back like 1980s I believe? But it's been here for a really long time. Long time! I think longer than, I think since the 80s because, because I've been living here that long and I know it was here. And what is there that makes this place special? It's just so vibrant it's very, like, colorful, it’s fun, we have mariachi band so it's always, like, high energy it's very fun place to come. And food-wise what’s some of the most popular dishes? One of my favorite dishes is the shrimp mango tacos, our signature dish is... Shrimp mango tacos! OK. Sooo good, they’re the best thing on the menu. Our signature dish is the tequila lime shrimp, and if people are just not for seafood, I would say either the Carne Asada Tampiqueña, or the house special, especial de la casa. OK well, I don't think I can do any more interview because the more she talks about food, the hungrier I get. So there you go, that's the story from... xxx
    #4 Elote-> Hey there people, can I ask you what you're getting. Uh, “elote.” Elote, and what would that be? Mexican corn, basically. So here we are in Balboa Park and somebody is selling “elote” how is it served up, could you describe it to people who never had it? It’s served up in a styrofoam cup with corn and then some toppings. What kind of toppings are on there? Tajin, what is that? (It’s chamoy) Yeah, chamoy... Chamoy would be what? I think its Mexican hot sauce. OK maybe I should just ask the boss here,  he's the one who has to tell us. What is it that you’re serving here today? Ahorita no, gracias! xxx

    7 min
  • Unexpected Sauna!

    (EP 52) Unexpected English has an interview episode for you: we visit the House of Finland. Use the transcription below for help!

    So, here we are at the House of Finland in beautiful Balboa Park. Uh, tell us what should we know about Finland? You should know that sauna is very, very important part of the Finnish culture. Every family has a sauna and it is very relaxing and very wonderful experience to go into the sauna, to get yourself totally hot and then jump into the water in the summertime. OK, wait a minute now, we have to explain the slowly, because this is for people learning English so... OH! Yeah, so, you said there’s, so... so saunas are very important. Could you tell us what a sauna is? Originally, sauna was the bath place for families, you know, because you didn't have running water, uh, in the house. You had a separate house where you heated the water, heated the rocks to throw some water on to get the steam kind of heat going on. OK, so it's a hot room with steam, right? Yes, it is. And it's very enjoyable! And I understand they do that even in the winter. Of course, in the winter especially! (laughter) Really, so tell me how that works in the winter. Uh, you have the wood cut, and you... you put the fire underneath the rocks that are heated for the heat in the sauna. And you have another place where you heat the water in the big, huge pot. And, uhm, in the winter time, you get yourself really warm in the sauna first... OK, how long will you be in the sauna? Uh, that depends how much you can take! And how hot it is, but for ten minutes at a time definitely, and then you do it several times. OK, ten minutes and then...? You go outside, and you roll yourself in that wonderful soft snow. OK... you roll yourself in the snow, and that I suppose feels really.... Invigorating! Oh there's the word, it feels invigorating! OK, so everybody who's listening: next time you're in Finland, make sure to go to a sauna, especially in the winter, so you can then go and run out and roll in the snow, right? Yes, that's that's what we do. Thank you! You’re welcome.

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    6 min

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