December turns into a full-time job very quickly.

One minute you’re fine,
the next you’re decorating, buying, baking, donating, preparing,
opening advent calendars you’re never fully happy with,
and somehow doing everything — willingly.

In this episode, I walk through my December so far:
the tree, the traditions, the little rituals,
the things we laugh about, complain about,
and still do every single year.

Not because we have to.
Because it’s Christmas.

This isn’t about hating traditions.
It’s about living them — proudly, imperfectly,
and slightly overwhelmed.

And yes… I did all of them.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

Work Christmas parties are not celebrations.
They’re social experiments.

In this episode, we sit quietly at the table and observe the full parade:
the loud ones,
the oversharers,
the awkward flirts,
the karaoke confidence,
the photos nobody asked for,
and the dance floor nobody wanted.

No big speeches.
No moral lessons.
Just quiet judgment, real situations, and that feeling of
“I’ve definitely seen this before.”

If you’ve ever survived a work party by watching everyone else implode,
this episode is for you.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

Christmas kitchens are not about food.
They’re about stress, ego, overconfidence, and people who absolutely should not be in charge.

In this episode, we talk about the real Christmas cooking experience:
people who “don’t need recipes”,
meals cooked with vibes instead of logic,
alcohol-fuelled decisions,
arguments that make no sense,
and that moment when everyone lies and says
“this is actually really good.”

Plus: the chaos after dinner,
the dishes nobody wants to deal with,
and the annual promise that next year will be “simple”.
(It won’t.)

If you’ve ever survived Christmas dinner
and questioned your life choices afterwards,
this episode is for you.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

Christmas gifts: the annual reminder that people don’t know you at all.In this episode, we unwrap the full emotional disaster that is holiday gifting —from socks nobody asked for,to bath sets that quietly insult you,to scented candles that smell like anxiety,to pyjamas that should honestly be illegal.

Plus: the fake reactions we all perform,
the re-gift drawer we pretend doesn’t exist,
and the moment when you realise you might be part of the problem…
because apparently I gave bath sets this year.
(Yes. I said it.)

If you’ve ever opened a gift and thought,
“Why am I being attacked?”
this episode is your Christmas therapy.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

Christmas shopping isn’t festive — it’s a full-contact sport.
In this episode, we dive into the chaos of December malls:
the gift sets nobody wants,
the wrapping paper crisis that destroys families,
the food court survivors,
and the moment you realise you’ve been carrying one bag for so long your fingers stopped belonging to you.

If you’ve ever bought a present out of shame,
panicked in front of a half-price mug,
or questioned your will to live in a queue…
this episode is basically therapy.
But louder. And cheaper.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

Christmas decorations look magical online…
but in real life?
They’re a full-blown crisis.

In this episode, we unpack the truth behind December’s biggest delusion:
the boxes that smell like trauma,
the lights that fight back,
the ornaments nobody likes but everyone defends,
and the annual emotional breakdown disguised as “festive spirit”.

If you’ve ever argued with a tree,
threatened a string of lights,
or placed a star on top and immediately regretted your life choices…
this one is for you.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

December begins and humanity immediately loses its mind.
Trees, glitter, neighbours competing like Olympic elves — and you pretending it's “magical”.

In this first episode of the Holiday Sessions, we kick off the chaos:
sarcasm, festive delusion, and the truth nobody asked for.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

Empathy used to mean something — now it’s mostly theatre.
And the scary part? We’ve all learned to clap.

In Episode 5, we dig into the new wave of performative empathy:how people fake compassion, why it’s become a social currency,and why real empathy feels rarer than ever.

Why do we pretend to care?
Why does fake kindness spread faster than the real thing?
And what happens when empathy becomes just another aesthetic?

If you’ve ever been told “reach out if you need anything,”
got a heart emoji instead of actual support,
or watched someone film their tears before they dry…

this episode is for you.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

The world doesn’t run on facts anymore — it runs on outrage.
And someone, somewhere, is making a lot of money every time you lose your temper.

In Episode 4, we break down the Outrage Machine:how it manipulates us, profits from us, and turns ordinary people into walking emotional grenades.
Why are we so easy to provoke?
Why do we fall for the same traps again and again?
And who benefits when we explode over absolutely nothing?

If you’ve ever argued with a stranger online, shouted at a self-checkout, or felt personally targeted by a headline…
this episode is for you.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.

Everyone’s working on themselves these days.Not at the actual gym — don’t be ridiculous — but morally.
Welcome to the era of emotional squats, spiritual push-ups and people crying in their cars with perfect lighting.

This week, we talk about the Moral Gym:the place where everyone pretends to grow,nobody actually improves,and the only thing getting a real workout is my patience.

I’m not here to teach you anything.
Just to tell you what I’ve seen — and laugh while it burns.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.

Hosted by Noah Jackman.