UnHoly Mofos

This time around we are joined by Stan and Craig from the Movie Mafia Podcast for some trivia from the game Goth. It has an interesting mix of categories but eventually everyone just picks movies (Literature? What's that?). A lot of rules change throughout the episode just to make things fair, cheating accusations are made, we learn who hasn't seen A Nightmare on Elm Street, and who hasn't seen a crap ton of other horror classics and who thinks The Shining was made in the 60s. 

The music in this episode is from Our Last Night, Sick Puppies and Cyndi Lauper.

Next time around we will be covering the winners of our Facebook poll, so it's a Steven Spielberg double feature of The Goonies and ET. Also check out the Movie Mafia Podcast at http://timeaftertimehorror.podbean.com/

This episode we cover Supernatural episodes 5-10. This is a marathon, so hold on. We talk everything from sticking dicks into vacuum cleaners, Satanic rituals at Chuck E Cheeses, Jake's Wizard World experience, peeing in butts, sex noises, Sean's displeasure of his assigned episodes, Bloody Mary, plus a ton more! Including some feedback from Gwen Stefani of Devil's Dialogue (no not the Holla Back Girl) and Darth Ballsac

Music from Death Riders, Pearl Jam and Browning.

Next time, we're gonna attempt a trivia show, an actual good one this time we promise! If you want in, email at [email protected] or contact us on Twitter: @JaketheSnake54 and @unholymofo1

Outtakes: Jake's ongoing struggle with plumbing.

A special movie came out recently and we realized we couldn't just talk about it in our What Have You Been Watching segment, it needed it's own damn episode! So it's the usual three joined by Newty, Willis and Darth Ballsac to have a completely spoiler filled talk about Marvel's latest epic Captain America Civil War. Scott does a bit of a rundown (and gets chastised for skipping major points, again), we all talk about our favorite parts, compare and contrast Marvel vs DC, discuss the future of Marvel movies, and Jake gets a little distracted thanks to video featuring Elizabeth Olsen provided by the porn king himself Ballsac. Also Stan wasn't able to join in, but he's kind enough to leave his thoughts through an email. And as always this episode goes off the rails towards the end. We wouldn't have it any other way. 

Plus music from Europe and Guns N Roses.

Give us your thoughts at [email protected]. Also there's a poll open on the Facebook group for what movies you want us to do in a future episode. The Supernatural episode is still scheduled for this Sunday.

Well, like the movies we are covering, this episode is jam packed! First, Jake's 2nd installment of Fucked Up Shit I Find on Reddit which may or may not be just as gross as last week (you be the judge). Then tons and tons of news stories with more Power Rangers, more IT news, Slenderman and a list of unknown sequels (some unknown for a reason). Then a What Have You Been Watching which features a brief talk of Captain America Civil War. We promise once all of us have seen we'll get into a deeper discussion.

Next time for the main features! Jake talks of the crazy over the top 2007 flick Shoot Em Up featuring Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti. Then it's time for Sean to run down the Richard Donner 1987 classic Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover (and Tom Atkins of course). We also get TWO pieces of feedback this week! A voicemail from Darth Ballsac from the Expodables and as always an email from Stan the Man.

Music comes from the soundtracks of these movies. Jingle Bell Rock, Motley Crue and AC/DC.

Next time, Supernatural is back on our show, plus Jake may have some stories about another convention?

The whole guy plus Stan is back to talk some politics (kinda, Scott really doesn't like them) with the 2012 movie The Campaign with Will Ferrell and Zach Galfi.... The fat guy from The Hangover, you know who I'm talking about. First Jake introduces a new segment where he reads off the most messed up things he can find online, so pretty much our own Are You Fucking With Me segment. And boy, what a story to start off with! Then news stories about Zombieland 2, Omen prequel and See No Evil remake (say whaaaaat? Just listen and you'll find out). 

Music comes from Sick Puppies and Green Day.

Next week, Sean will run down the first Lethal Weapon while Jake talks about 2007's Shoot Em Up.

Well, it's time for more Kolchak with Newty. But first the Mofos do a tribute to the 3rd Best Podcast in the world All My Heroes Wear Masks which ended the day of this show's recording (Newty found out then). We talk about how we found it, favorite moments, if we think it'll come back, and draw parallels to our own show. Listen to the very end for a best of tribute. Then some news stories about Friday the 13th TV show, Power Rangers movie, the next Terminator, and others.

Then it's the Kolchak episodes. Jake tries to get through The Devil's Platform without constant interruptions, then it's Scott's turn with Bad Medicine. And apparently Skype really doesn't like Sean.

Music comes from Drowning Pool, Miss May I and Sworn In.

Next time we meet, since it's campaign time, how about a movie about politics? We'll be doing a commentary on 2012's The Campaign.

Outtakes: After the tribute clip show, Jake explains some inside jokes, mostly the ones from the Halloween episodes of AMHWM, and Scott's constant use of the word bitch.

Blood! Boobies! Explosions! Have your attention? Good! Those happen to be in this very episode! If you can make it through a butt load of news stories followed by a brief What You've Been Watching!

Jake apparently is the only fan of the 1980 Boogey Man, but goes on to explain why the sequels are not worth it. Then it's Scott's rundown of Humanoids From the Deep, lot of titties and fish rape going down in there! Stan is absent but sends his feedback of these two movies.

Music is from White Zombie and Word Alive

Next week, it'll depend. Either another Kolchak episode with Newty or The Campaign with Will Ferrell.

So after some Skype issues, we managed to get an episode going about Kevin Smith's most famous movies, Clerks 1 and 2. Sean is back, along with Stan the Man, so way more talking goes on which is why this show goes for almost 4 hours. Sean is the one running down Clerks from 1994, a very long but informative one. Jake follows this up with Clerks 2, and discusses when you can and cannot say certain words (but still hides in Studio B so people wont hear him of course).

Music mostly comes from the soundtracks of these movies. Love Among Freaks, Soul Asylum, King Diamond and Jackson 5.

Next time around, we go back to talking some horror flicks, Scott will be talking Humanoids From the Deep while Jake talks The Boogeyman from 1980.

Outtakes: Scott tells us how he really feels about Kristen Stewart, Scott apparently doesn't do dramas, and Jake's Metalocalypse fan theory.

Do we need to continue this series? Probably not. Are we going to? Absolutely, because why the hell not? Terminator series is wrapping up this week, and Jake apparently has a lot to say about a lot of these movies, as evidenced by his voice being almost gone at the closing segment. Sean couldn't make it but was kind enough to let us record a quick rundown of Terminator 3 (and quick thoughts of the rest which we plug in at the end of each rundown), Scott talks Salvation which almost turns into talking about Batman, and Jake talks Genisys and reveals his crush on Emilia Clarke.

Music comes from a variety of artists this week. Bob Dylan, John Farnham, The Ramones and Alice In Chains.

Next time around, Sean will be joining us for sure this time to talk about Clerks and Clerks 2.

Outtake: Jake tells a funny story he heard from someone, and it involves the Terminator a bit.

After an epic 6 hour show, we're reeling it in a bit with this one. It's back to rundowns this time of the first two movies in the Terminator series, these two of which are highly regarded, do we agree? Scott runs down the first movie while Jake breaks down a lot of shit in part 2, including Edward Furlong's squeaking voice. But we also have Sean from episode 50 joining again, laying down a ton of knowledge on the two movies and giving great discussion points. The discussion goes so well we had to just put in a music break right in the middle!

Music in this episode comes from A Day To Remember, Guns N Roses and Sevendust.

Next time, we finish off the series. Yes, the much maligned rest of the Terminator series, we'll see how that goes. We'll be back.