UnHoly Mofos

Well, we made it to the major milestone of episode 50! So we decide to make it a special one. It's another commentary episode, this time of the made for TV Stephen King movie IT starring Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown. And tons and tons of special guests, mostly from Tom Atkins Podcasting Leage: There's Darth Ballsac of All My Heroes Wear Masks and The Expodables, Newty and Willis from The NFW podcast, our only feedbacker Stan the Man, and Sean a friend of Scott's. We meant to talk about the movie, give some good contrasts between it and the novel. But drunkeness took over halfway and there came talks of other things such as waffle stomping, The Big Lebowski, Kordell Stewart, John Ritter's leather jackets, one technical difficulty and much more. Yeah this was one hell of an episode.

No feedback but we instead leave some feedback to All My Heroes Wear Masks. It's something to behold. Audio is a little funny in this since Jake had to take out his headset in order for it to work.

Plus tons of stingers, including a big long one everyone's been waiting to hear for a while. And that's why the episode is longer than it should be.

Music in this episode comes from The Dirty Youth, Asking Alexandria and Steel Panther.

Next week, things go back to normal, and we start another retrospective. This time of the famous Arnold Schwarzenegger franchise The Terminator. And we might have a third member?

You like a little mystery? Well, look no further than this episode of Unholy Mofos! Starting with a little talk about the trailer for Captain America Civil War (with Spidey!), Beetlejuice 2 news and The Witch, then it's time for the meat and potatoes of the show. Jake talks Broken Lizard's Club Dread, and shares a little story based on of the scenes in the movie (won't give you a pretty picture in your mind). Scott talks about the 1985 Clue with Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd and the best pair of cleavage to ever grace the silver screen! And more feedback from Stan the Man to give his thoughts and give Jake more crap (he's had enough of this Jason Takes Manhattan bullshit! GOD!)

Music comes from Bill Haley and the Comets, Coconut Pete and Parkway Drive.

Next week is the big one, episode 50! The subject at hand is gonna be Stephen King's IT, and it's gonna be a commentary with some guests. If you want in let us know at [email protected].

Well, what a show this was. Newty's back on to discuss more Kolchak obviously. Also due to recording a little later than usual, Jake's able to drink and make a fool of himself for the first time in Unholy Mofos history! Can he make it through a rundown with a few beers in him? Tune in and find out! Plus gigantic slew of news stories about remakes and sequels. Make up your own damn shit, Hollywood! 

Music comes from Of Mice and Men, Semblant, and Bulletboys.

Next week, comedy murder mysteries happen to be the subject, with the Clue movie and Broken Lizard's Club Dread. And we make a special announcement for what the major milestone episode is gonna be, so listen carefully!

And be sure to listen after the closing music for a half hour of craziness. Parody porn titles, movies like Jason Takes Manhattan (according to Jake apparently), just a taste of what goes down.

We decide to try a new TV show, this time around the CW show Supernatural. Like any other CW show everybody has to be pretty but is that any bother to the Mofos? Listen as Jake runs down the pilot and Dead in the Water while Scott talks Wendigo and Phantom Traveller.BRIEFEST opening yet. Some cool news stories but the Mofos watched shit this week. Jake talks about The Boy and that's it. Hey, the weather's getting nice again, we went outside for once.Music is mostly from the episodes, Kansas, Eagles of Death Metal, and Powerman 5000. Plus Slipknot of course.Next week, time to get back into Kolchak!

Roses are red, violets are blue, we know Valentine's Day was yesterday so screw you. A viewing of the classic 1981 slasher My Bloody Valentine is still timely. Join Jake and Scott as they watch the glory of the uncut version (the only way to watch it), marvel at it's goriness and listen as Scott nearly spoils the damn thing so many times.Bunch of news stories involving the new Purge, the "Expendables of Horror" and new Spawn movie. Plus Jake gushes over Deadpool and has some things to say about the Cabin Fever remake (spoilers: not very good things).Music in this episode is the Ballad of Harry Warden, plus more from Pat Benatar and David E. Williams.Next time we meet, TV shows are the discussion point again. This time of the CW show Supernatural.

So this episode we talk some more Mel Brooks movies, specifically ones based off of the classic movie monsters. Jake talks the classic Young Frankenstein while trying to cut down on using the word "basically" (take a shot every time he does) while Scott talks about the only time we get a Mel Brooks Leslie Nielsen pairing, Dracula: Dead and Loving It.We do our final football talk until September, talking about the close defensive match that was Superbowl 50, and a little about the commercials. News stories about the villain of the new Power Rangers movie (and social justice warriors) and a new Saw movie finally? Then it's Scott's turn to have a major movie marathon while Jake only watched a select few.Music in this episode comes from Aerosmith, Survivor and Asking Alexandria.Next week, in honor of Valentine's Day (provided Ghostbusters 2 is wrong of course) a commentary of My Bloody Valentine. The uncut original of course.

You know what's crazy? Episode 44 of Unholy Mofos, that's what! This time around Scott does a crazy rundown of the original 1973 George Romero film The Crazies and crazily enough Jake follows up with the 2010 remake, and drops a crazy amount of knowledge since it was crazily filmed around his neck of the woods.Opening segment talks of a crazy Super Bowl matchup, along with a crazy amount of news stories, some of them being crazy stupid. Then we talk some crazy movies in What You've Been Watching.Crazy amount of music in this episode. Johnny Cash, Def Leppard, Mushroomhead, and to cap it all off, Carly Rae Jepsen, Aerosmith, Willie Nelson, Buckcherry, KISS, Queen, Heart and Ozzy Osbourne.Next week's crazy episode we'll being talking about that crazy man Mel Brooks, with Dracula Dead and Loving It and Young Frankenstein.Did I mention this was crazy? Crazy. Crazy....

Well, Newty's back so that must mean it's time for some more Kolchak. Jake runs down episode 3 "They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be..." and Scott just halfasses episode 4 The Vampire much to Newty's dismay. At least Jake gets Vincenzo's name right this time!Opening segment features news of the new out of nowhere Cloverfield sequel coming out shortly and What You've Been Watching where Scott finally sees Star Wars (and nearly spoils it).Music in this episode comes from Dope, Disturbed and Beastie Boys.Next time we meet, we will be talking about The Crazies, both the 1973 version and the 2010 remake. And me might have a guest or two! Maybe.

Well, it's not too long of an episode. Scott's running down the Paul Walker film Brick Mansions, which doesn't take too long. Jake is the only one who watched his movie Super Mario Bros, so is basically talking to himself during that rundown, which is way more complex then it needs to be. Otherwise, usual BS of football, news and What You've Been Watching.Music in the show comes from Word Alive, George Clinton, Motorhead and Queen with David Bowie.Next week we will try to make up for this one with another Kolchak episode with Newty.

Happy New Year's, folks! To start the year off, well we didn't want to do notes or gather up clips because we're lazy like that. So time for another commentary, this time the Michael Bay TMNT. A movie that splits people, but what do the Mofos think? Well at the very least it does have us talking more than our last few commentary episodes! So less dead air at least!Opening segment is a little light, featuring New Year's stories, some football, a story about the future of the Halloween franchise and Jake's large list for What You've Been Watching (that's what happens when you have a week off).Music in this is from Five Finger Death Punch and Egypt Central.Next time we meet, a guilty pleasure themed show. Jake will talk about the very loose movie adaptation of Super Mario Brothers and Scott will talk about Paul Walker in Brick Mansions (which he hasn't seen but we'll let him have it)