UnHoly Mofos

Did everyone have a good Christmas? If you didn't, listen to some Unholy Mofos to cheer you up!We have a lengthy opening, talking about what we got for Christmas, celebrating Jake's victory in the Tom Atkins Podcasting League, sharing some upcoming horror movies in 2016 and then listing off our top 5 movies of 2015.After that, time for the main attraction: more Christmas movies! Jake talks about Billy Bob Thorton in Bad Santa, and tries to explain to a very confused Scott why being smashed between two cars is deadly. After a movie about boozing, swearing and fucking is done, we move on to Scott running down the PG rated Ernest Saves Christmas.Music in this episode: A little Queen in the beginning for Jake's victory. Jake still makes the music a little festive (hey it still is a Christmas episode) with songs from Corey Taylor and South Park, while Scott plugs in some Mudvayne. Cause nothing says an Ernest Christmas movie like Mudvayne, doesn't it?Next week, we'll be starting off the New Year with something we haven't done in a while, a commentary. This time around it's the 2014 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Christmastime is in the air, and you can just feel the love between the Mofos in this episode. And by love I mean telling each other "Fuck you" often. Starts out with Fantasy Football talk where one of the hosts (hint: not Scott) facing off against Craig from Time After Time Horrorcast. Then some news stories and airing of grievances in What You've Been Watching plus talk about the new Star Wars (completely spoiler free). Then it's time to talk about Christmas movies. Scott talks about the controversial 1984 cult classic Silent Night Deadly Night. Next up Jake talks about the sequel which is half footage from the first movie, so easy rundown there. And yes, we have a clip of THAT part from part 2. You know what I'm talking about.Music is festive in this episode of course. Coming from the soundtrack of Silent Night Deadly Night, August Burns Red, and Jon Lajoie.Next week, more Christmas! This time around it's Christmas comedies, with Bad Santa and Ernest Saves Christmas.So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Garbage Day, whichever you celebrate.Stinger: Siskel and Ebert talking about Silent Night Deadly Night.

Back to Tales From the Crypt! This time we'll be wrapping up season 1, Scott running down "Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone" and "Lover Come Hack to Me" while Jake talks about "Only Sin Deep" and "Collection Completed" (also bringing up a little TMI).Opening segment consists of fantasy football playoff talks (possibility of Unholy Mofos Championship!), light news and Ash Vs Evil Dead talk as Jake is finally caught up on it!Lot of music breaks so lot of music this week, from Green Day, Pop Evil, Trapt, In This Moment and Korn.Next week back to talking about movies, and just in time for the holidays, something a little festive! That's right, we will be talking Silent Night Deadly Night 1 2!

Two episodes in one week! Ain't you so lucky? This time around Newty from NFW Podcast joins in to talk about his favorite show Kolchak the Night Stalker and we run down the first two episodes of the show. And Jake can't get the boss' name right if his life depended on it!Due to quick turnaround, not much in the opening segment. Just football trash talking, quick news and Jake talks about Krampus and if you should go out and see it (spoilers: you should).Music in this episode comes from Atreyu, Butcher Babies and Alice Cooper.Next time around, back on our usual recording day, we will talk about some more Tales From the Crypt, finishing out the last 4 episodes of season one.Also if you enjoy this episode be sure to check out Newty's other show Gillty As Charged on Youtube.

Greetings, Boils and Ghouls! Strap right in for a frightful new episode! Subject at hand is one of the most famous horror TV anthologies ever, and we will be talking about the first two episodes. Jake talks about The Man Who Was Death while Scott runs down the Christmas episode All Through the House (just in time for the holidays!).Talks about fantasy as well of course, and there could be a playoff matchup between the Mofos! News stories about the Strangers 2 and some more development on the new Friday the 13th. Plus Jake talks about a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Christmas special he watched (spoilers: you have to see it for yourself).Music in this episode is all Stone Temple Pilots in honor of Scott Weiland.Next time (a very quick turnaround mind you) Newty from NFW Podcast will be joining us to discuss his favorite show Kolchak the Night Stalker.

What should you be thankful for? A new Unholy Mofos that's what! We open with talking about the best damn week of football ever (to Jake at least), news and What You've Been Watching segment containing a few Marvel shows.Then it's time for the main course, a few Thanksgiving time comedies. Jake has about a lot of poo talk in his run down of Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Scott then talks about the classic John Hughes movie Planes Trains and Automobiles featuring Steve Martin and John Candy.Music comes from Jermain Stewart, Breathe Carolina and Balaam and the Angel.Next week is depending on a few things. We could be doing a Kolchak episode featuring Newty from the NFW Podcast. If he's not available then Tales From the Crypt.

Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid, The Rock, Sean William Scott and Christopher Walken. This sounds like the craziest party ever, doesn't it? Actually this is episode 34 of Unholy Mofos, where action movies are the subject. This week Scott runs down the Rundown (ha! Ha! Get it?!), the action comedy from 2003 and Jake talks about a little known sci-fi action called The Wraith from 1986. Plus Jake reads a list of more awesome 80's slashers and Friday the 13th movie that almost were (and thank goodness they weren't!).Music is totally 80's this week. Mostly coming from the Wraith soundtrack (Tim Feehan, LaMarca, and Lion) and Quiet Riot.Next time we meet up, Thanksgiving will be over but that doesn't mean we can't talk about movies that take place around that time, right? So Jake will talk about Zack and Miri Make a Porno with Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks while Scott will talk about Planes, Trains and Automobiles with Steve Martin and John Candy.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been handed an urgent news bulletin. Episode 33 of Unholy Mofos is the most epic one yet! A long intro of fantasy football disappointment, news stories and a What You've Been Watching featuring the worst movie ever, a kickass Christopher Nolan movie and Marvel's Agents of Shield.Then it's time for the main feature, Will Ferrell returns to the show with his most iconic role yet, Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 1 2. If you're looking for clips galore and tons of giggling, this is the show for you!Feedback comes from Stan once again, Scott gives out a challenge to other podcasts and Jake gets a little more weird than usual in the closing segment. Music in this episode comes from Will Ferrell and the Anchorman cast, Saxon, Steve Miller Band and We Came as Romans.Next up, The Wraith with Charlie Sheen (because duh, winning) and the Rundown with The Rock.Stingers: Jake sings a bit of Afternoon Delight; Scott is proven wrong (again)

Thanks to Stan the Man for pointing out a technical error. Episode is fixedApparently Scott had things to do so this episode is a quickie. Hope you can enjoy what we got anyway. This week Scott talks about Adrianne Barbeau's titties in a PG movie in Wes Craven's Swamp Thing. Next up Jake talks about the 1999 version of House on Haunted Hill with Chris Kattan and Geoffrey Rush. Plus a brief talk about the 1959 Vincent Price version. News and What You've Been Watching is extremely brief, but we do bring up the tragic passing of Gunnar Hansen, the original Leatherface. Stayed tuned after the show for an interview we decided to plug in.Music comes from All That Remains, Marilyn Manson and Avenged Sevenfold.Next week, another Will Ferrell double feature. This time we'll be talking about Anchorman 1 2.

Holy Schnikes! It's a Chris Farley and David Spade double feature! That means so many clips it's like we're putting the damn movies on and lots of Chris Farley impressions (Stan, have your volume button ready). Jake runs down the first feature Tommy Boy and then Scott covers Black Sheep. It's so damn sad we couldn't get more of these two together (RIP Chris). And once again, Stan the Man is our feedbacker this week. Keep it up, Stan!Music comes from Hog, Phunk Junkies and Get Scared.Next week, well damn it's back to horror after only a week! Scott wants to talk about Swamp Thing from Wes Craven and Jake will run down the 1999 remake of House on Haunted Hill.