Uninformed Opinion

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Abby Rosenberg, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: which home improvement store will best prepare you for Hurricane Dorian, a surprisingly boring real life origin story for a beloved DC villain, the baby craze in the synthesized meat industry, Vatican secrets revealed. #shovelyourmeatytruths #hardtobehere #hughsnotyourdaddy #babybranzino #impossibaby #bonecement #turntheotherbeak

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We rehash our own personal run-ins with cults. Then singer and guitarist for Village Geniuses, Jonni Greth, comes on to talk cults and get into his own religious experiences. #rodstewartpregnancycast #hardcondition #benadrill #habitatforhorsemanity #rockpowerbottom #fascinazing #viscouscycle

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Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Emma Lambiase, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Also, Intern Hans might have been there. We don’t remember. Featuring: our favorite VR games of the summer and guest astrology expert, Starling Big Astro, unpacks your horoscopes on a hot new segment called Uninformed Horoscopes. #ehsimon #wowimsotiny #quititkyle #supermariobrosinchrist #hititandquititkyle #starlingbigastro #taurusclench #heypisces

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We whet your whistle with a wealth of whiskey wisdom. Then whiskey expert, bartender extraordinaire, and fellow podcaster, Kala Ellis, comes on to talk history, different types, and how to properly taste whiskey. #trianglewithlegs #roadbehind #jeffreydahmerandcoke #undergroundturtlepeople #nocrannies #wakemeupinsides

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Seth, Taylor, and special guest expert, digital farmer Chucky Bumpers, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: farmers pivot their efforts from the cornfields to the internet, a shocking reason not to save for retirement, just one more reason not to flush meth down your toilet, space tourism gets a makeover. #youchewbed #bitcorn #downstairsroyals #morningfop #bloodaldrin

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We roll big on the creation of role-playing games and even play through an example game of our very own. Then Josh Unruh and Keith Potempa of the Heroes Guild come on to talk RPGs, story-telling, and teaching morality, ethics and teamwork to kids through cooperative games. #shirtbeards #maineboy69 #reallypopularguys

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Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: the who's who of animals to avoid on Instagram, Seinfeld's marital secrets, a baseball manager's elaborate attempts to maintain his roster, trapped passenger is all the rage on twitter. #followyournos #turchildren #bashlash #eatfreshchildren 

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We christen you with the history of Theater’s Total American Christianity. Then pastor and history professor, Noah Stepro, comes on to talk faith, community, contextualizing the Bible, and autism spectrum disorder. #420bratzdollsblazeitemporium #foybriend #theaterstotalamerican #thenewcruiseaids

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Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Hope Cantwell, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: a surprising celebrity publicity stunt deshelled, some fascinating ‘90s movie trivia, a gooey diagnosis of modern life, breaking down the frontrunners for the biggest pageant of all. #viennaboysausages #richardlowgere #gumbywasright #slimyleg #thisisstuff

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We titillate you with the sensual story of the invention of sex. Then sexy person, chef, and reader of our credits, Rachel Tumerman, comes on to talk sex, non-monogamy, vulnerability, and sex ed. #kneelsup #fatherroach #y2ksex

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