Missouri? Missourah? Honestly we don't know. But, what we do know is that sometimes those fondly remembered childhood movies are enough to make you never want to watch movies again, RYAN.

This week the USofAMovie crew get into the detailed nuance of... okay, I can't do it... this week we make many, many jokes about Ben Affleck's penis while trying so find at lease one positive thing to say about Ernest Scared Stupid

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As we head to Tennessee it's time to grab your sweat rag because things get MOIST. 'Inherit The Wind' is a 1960s movie set in the 1920s that could be a panel on a news show in 2024 as things get tense, lawyerly and oh so sweaty with a side dish of 'greatest acting ever'. 'Walking Tall' is a film that has all the subtlety of being beaten over the head with a big stick as it tells the story of a Sheriff that goes around beating people over the head with a big stick. And finally 'Hustle & Flow' shows that it's hard (and sweaty) out there for a Pimp, but with a little bit of hustle and sex slavery you too can realise your dreams of being cool while also being locked up for multiple felonies.

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So it's the weekend of the Big Game, you know THAT one... That one nobody can say out loud otherwise NFL commandoes storm your house. So bearing that in mind we're celebrating the weekend of the 'Superb Owl' by trying to find the defining Football movie for 'Murica. Is it Oliver Stone's 2 1/2 hour music video 'Any Given Sunday'? Will 'Little Giants' Fumblerooskie it's way into our hearts? Or will 'Ace Ventura' give us all the Superb Owl we need (with a garnish of transphobia)? Blue 42! Blue 42! HUT! HUT! HUT!

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We're not one to paint with a broad brush but if this week's movies are to be believed West Virginia is the centre of the universe for hillbillies. Whether it's rocket hillbillies, heist hillbillies or hillbilly hillbillies this episode of the USofAMovie has them all. We're asking the big questions like:- Why is Tucker & Dale not given more respect? Why is Logan Lucky so forgettable yet so good? And, why is Jake Gyllenhaal trying so hard to impress a nazi?

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Sure, Wisconsin is known for cheese - at least it used to be - because once you're done with this episode you'll realise Wisconsin is also known for bare assed bears, giant spiders and a troubling amount of sperm... like, a shocking amount of it

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Killer viruses, schizophrenics and polyamorous relationships with the Anti-Christ? We must be heading to the biggest little state in the union - Rhode Island! Though it be small it be mighty... weird. An animated buddy cop movie with a white blood cell and a cold pill? CHECK! A comedy about a guy with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage? CHECK! A polyamorous 4-way with the devil? YOU BETCHA! Strap in everyone, Rhode Island has something to prove

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Things get extra crispy as USofAMovie ventures to Kentucky; where all the gold is (if you believe Goldfinger), where all the cigarettes are (if you believe The Insider) and where it's apparently 1876 (if you believe Next of Kin). Come for Patrick Swayze's questionable mullet choices, stay for Connery's casual misogyny and then lose your minds at the most brutal marinara saucing of all time

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It's once again time for Will to hate on another beloved childhood movie of Oli and Ryan. We head to the great state of Virginia where the only 'Major Payne' Will was feeling was a deep-seated hatred of anyone named Wayans. Denzel Washington helps end racism in America with a 'by the numbers' movie that is still a touchdown in our hearts in 'Remember The Titans'. But in pole position this week for the fellas is notorious flop 'D.A.R.Y.L.' - an absolute banger of a movie that has heart, sci-fi. Top Gun like shenanigans and unfortunately no epic robot super fight to the death... it does however teach us all about hookers

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Leave it to The USofAMovie gang to make Christmas a bit hornier and scarier than usual. Can 'Batman Returns', the horniest Batman movie of them all (even without Bat-nips), take down the best (and only?) Christmas, horror, comedy, kids movie 'Gremlins' OR will the Christmas classic 'It's A Wonderful Life' beat them both to a pulp? Grab your slippers and a hot chocolate and come find out!

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This week the podcast heads to Ohio, home of Callahan Auto Parts, the Guardians - I mean Indians - and Gregarious Games. If you thought 'Ready Player One' was punishment for Will disrespecting 'Twister' - you'd be right. But it's all good, Will brings the classic 'Tommy Boy' to the party and proudly explains how he is a big time 'Puss Boy' while Ryan swings for the fences with the sequel to 'Platoon' - 'Major League'.

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