United States of a Movie

We head back to Florida where we bring back podcast fave 'Miami Connection' to pit a rock band with a penchant for Taekwondo and murdering motorcycle ninjas up against a bunch of kids who are stickier than we felt after watching Bad Boys 2, and two lovable and horny middle aged women from Nebraska... that sounds like a documentary about Florida now we think about it

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Leave it to The USofAMovie gang to make Christmas a bit hornier and scarier than usual. Can 'Batman Returns', the horniest Batman movie of them all (even without Bat-nips), take down the best (and only?) Christmas, horror, comedy, kids movie 'Gremlins' OR will the Christmas classic 'It's A Wonderful Life' beat them both to a pulp? Grab your slippers and a hot chocolate and come find out!

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We return to Illinois to attempt to dethrone a USofAMovie all time classic - 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' - if it's going to happen it'll be either be the result of the sick burns of 'Backdraft' or the sick tunes of 'The Blues Brothers'

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It's time to head back to North Carolina to see if we can top the home run that is 'Bull Durham'. Will 'The Campaign' get enough votes to take the top spot or will 'Maximum Overdrive' hold the line (of cocaine) and give us the rush (of cocaine) to make us feel like we're on some sort of drug (like cocaine)

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It's time to head back to Nevada to see if we can topple 'Casino'. They say in Vegas the house always wins, the exception to that rule being if you're watching 'Showgirls' because in that case EVERYONE loses. But it's okay, if you're feeling a little sticky and gross after some of the worst sex scenes in history take a dirt bath with the residents of Perfection, Nevada with a B-movie that gets an A grade by ripping off 'Jaws' in the best way - it's time for 'Tremors'

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This week it's a 'State of Thanks' as we try and find the ultimate Thanksgiving movie. First up it's a cast that's as stuffed as a Thanksgiving turkey in 'Home For The Holidays' but this bird might be a bit under done, next is the most accurate representation of the true story of Thanksgiving in history in 'Addams Family Values' up against Ryan's nightmare holiday scenario with the stone cold classic 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles'. Time to put on those eating pants and gorge yourselves on two great movies and also 'Home For The Holidays'

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Time to head back to Texas y'all for the story of 2 guys who aren't brothers playing brothers while performing heists around Texas, as well as the story of 2 guys who ARE brothers playing not brothers while performing heists around Texas... and you know... football

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It's once again time for 'The Wraith' to come in hot like a vengeful alien undead spirit that manifests itself as both a car AND high school kid as it goes head to head... to head with 'Raising Arizona'; the only movie this week to have both the state in the title AND a character's name - as well as 'Just One Of The Guys'; a movie about a terrible journalist who will be just fine as she falls back on a (no doubt topless) modeling career

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For the start of Season 2 we head back to where it all began - California. With 'Blade Runner' as reigning champion the fellas bring out the big guns with a return to The Bay(hem) with legendary action flick 'The Rock' along with a pastiche of all the epic action cop movies of the 80s and 90s with 'National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1'

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After 75 episodes of USofAMovie, we end Season 1 with what may be one of our best movie selections of the show.

Will and Ryan did the heavy lifting for 'gargantuan pussy' Oli by selecting 3 perfect movies for Spooky Season.

For starter it's the tasty morsel of 'Exorcist 3', for a main course it's an interesting combination of flavours in the truly original 'Possession' BUT THEN FOR DESSERT Ryan brings the movie that has been consuming his life since he saw it 'The Substance'.

Come for the horror, stay for the extra monster boobs

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