Unlikely Adventurers

*shuffles, embarrassed, blushing* "Oh... hi Y/N, I've been waiting for you (◕ᴗ◕✿). I just wanted to tell you about the Funko Wars, and my lil' sister's slumber party, and my...hehe, well, my haunted doll (⑉´•˶˶̫˶ •`⑉). Wait?!?! Where are you going, uwu? You haven't seen it all yet ミ=͟͟͞͞(✿ʘ ᴗʘ)っ

Besties, this one is rough. Becca and Macy talk Thanksgiving themed adventurers and tattoo quests for a bit before it all just falls apart. But hey, 'tis the season? The season where we can FINALLY start listening to Christmas music without getting accused of being a warlock? Honestly idk besties, it's a time, like look at the title.

.... There's a lot of flesh talk in this one. And not always in the fun way! This episode will have you fearing the flesh of these characters, what you've eaten, and... sequins? Wait, I must mean something else, right? Was someone else writing on this paper? No way we talk about how many humans it takes to cover a T-Rex and then also sequins? But then again... welcome to Unlikely Adventurers.

If you had the chance to flavor your spells, would ya? And what flavors would they be? Pumpkin spice? Apple? Bong Water? The options are truly endless. We talk about that, as well as a Guilty Werewolf, our microphones kissing, something random from Bex's desk, and more.This episode features Becca's audio cutting out like a syllable of every other word, since we can't have an episode go by without something WILD happening.

The one where it's just Macy apologizing for no episode last week due to work stuff. See you on Saturday!

You've heard of Wine and Dine... now it's time to get Wet and be Et. Not like the extraterrestrial, like the word eat, but different. The joke is hard to explain in text, give me a break! Follow your hosts as they get ready for Halloween with... guess what? Horny energy again.There is are slight spoilers to Episode 1 of Campaign 3 of Critical Role in this episode around the 15:40 to around 16:35.

Warning: this episode contains unnecessarily horny energy. The characters featured within may or may not be based on that fact. Also Macy was kind enough to join us via walkie-talkie, so overall, a JUICY time.

If your tattoos were spells, what would they be? And why are all of your spells tentacle related, you dirty bird?

In the name of Gucci, you shall be powerful. Join us.

Better late than never - what is vore was actually what gave you some of those good-good hit points back? I guess we'll find out.