Tim released a book on amazon. Check it out here: http://amzn.to/2nUAhg7. What is it? Here is a short description:

Many of us have looked at someone successful and thought, "Man, I wish I could put in the work to be successful!" Unfortunately, our dream for success usually dies immediately after it enters our conscious minds. Being successful takes effort and for the Average Joe that's too much work. Is there a way for the ambitiously lazy among us to throw off the Snuggie and trick others into thinking we are successful, all while doing the bare minimum amount of work? 

Find out in "Faking Success - A Pocket Guide for the Ambitiously Lazy" from author Tim Catania. In this book, Tim Catania identifies the five principles of faking success and how you can implement them into your everyday life.

 

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The crew jumps right into made up movie roulette on this, the last episode of Unpitchable. We can't even begin to explain the plots to the 50+ movies we bring on this episode, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the best and worst movies ever conceived. And as this is the last episode, let us say, thank you for all your support and for listening to us say dumb things for a whole year. We sincerely appreciate all of you! Keep subscribing to this feed to be the first to know about some projects we have coming just right around the corner. Until next time, get pitched or die trying!

The gang discusses the path of dead celebrities 2016 left in its wake and we make our predictions the inevitable casualties we'll see in 2017. Nick brings a film about an island on the Mississippi and the terrors that await a group of overweight camp-goers. Tim pitches 5-6 movies of varying quality about a man with a mallet and his melons, a couple of forgetful security guards, a movie brought to you by Tostinos, and a mermaid who finds out everything isn't exactly as it seems. David takes us on an adventure with a few talking animals who like to "move it" in regards to their illicit products.

A device gives us a peak at the alternate universe versions of the podcast and we get a grim look at what could have been had Unpitchable never been born. We experience the beautiful failure that is our romance advice podcast, we make a few lists about things, talk about grandmas, and rank them, and we help some poor startups whip their business ideas into shape. Special thanks to Meagan, Josh, and John Catania for their contributions on this episode.

Happy Holiday's from the Unpitchable crew! We start off our holiday by sitting back, sipping some warm hot chocolate, and creating our very own demented reindeer. Nick pitches a movie about a hunt for the perfect gift that gets just a little paranormal. Tim does his best to ruin as many Christmas movies as possible and brings: an invasion of reindeer, an MMA Santa, a Christmas train with a dark secret, and a man working with alien robots to get home before Thanksgiving. David brings a back-to-back special with a Shark who just wants to spread Christmas joy and a cop who must use every trick in the book to defend his home.

The crew discusses their ideas on the most important last four words in the history of television and then we unintentionally do an all Fast and Furious episode. David brings a flick about a time traveler and his assistant bending time to keep a crew of racers from killing themselves. Nick gets curious about one mans love for his monkey and the eventual apocalypse caused by this misguided adoration. Tim explores the god-shaped hole in all illegal street racer's hearts in this Kirk Cameron original film.

The crew discusses Kevin Jamesgate and the killing machine he has become. We also play a game of Hollywood Frankenstein. Nick gets festive in a film about the real-life coal deficiency that pushes Kris Kringle to his breaking point. David pitches a flick that reveals the magic behind politics and we take a look at our grim VapePunk future. Tim brings a thrilling movie about underground baby fighting and another about a rapper's final answer.

The crew talks Disney World and the amazing new rides that capture the feeling of grown-up torture that is the happiest place on earth. David explains away the mystery of the presidential election and details the rituals of self-impeachment. Tim pitches a film about a certain California governor's death and his terrifying and violent weightlifting journey. Nick brings a political drama about a not so unlikely candidate with a big plan for America and an even bigger ego.

Happy Turkey Day from the Unpitchable crew! While we are out on holiday break, come relive the best of the worst moments of episodes 11 through 15: David and Tim lose it over bread puns, David reveals his murderous side through a weird app, Joe-Face is born, we discuss The Rock's very rare blood type, we explore Kanye West's true martial arts potential, and so much more!

The crew discusses the startling and unlikely results of the election. We also play a fun game of generator roulette and come up with some seriously bad movies. David brings a movie about traveling through space and living your life 6 seconds at a time. Tim tells the tale of a young boy trapped in a man's questionable movie roles.