The crew tries to raise funds to buy the holiest of artifacts: Jesus' motorcycle. Nick blows us away with a film about a man who braves hell to see his fiance and also there are tornadoes. David gets us lost on an island where the quickest and the angriest must race for their lives. Tim tells us the totally true, definitely not made up story about a swimmer and the verifiable, super true, true story of his murder.

The crew gets word from the International Podcast Commission that they need to take podcasting more seriously. Nick has a divine revelation for us about gods punching each other. David pitches a film about a mechanical son and the dad who didn't know when to stop pushing his buttons. Tim brings a war hero out of retirement the protect the second most important kid in the world.

The crew talk about DC's take on Oceans Eleven, Tim tries a questionable soda, and David ponders the vastness of space. Nick brings a movie that will put a song in your heart and a pillow under your head. David imbues a popular sitcom cast with secret assassin martial arts skills, and Tim tells a heavy tale about forgotten celebrities and their journey cross-country.

The crew forces David to record, on this, the day of his birth, and they talk about Stranger Things. David pitches a film about an 8-bit cop taking down a pill-popping, maze-crazed criminal. Tim brings a movie about the importance of attentive driving and finding friendship in the electoral forest. Nick narrowly threads the politically correct needle in his movie about a once beloved actor making a home for wayward comedians.

The crew is spiritually visited by a very special guest with a deep voice and a deeper propensity for sick stunts! Nick brings a bite-sized martial arts flick about facing your enemies on your own turf. Tim tells a story of ghosts who make pottery of the human variety and a baskteball star who can see beyond the veil. David uses every tool in his arsenal to make some overall-wearing little yellow guys suffer.

The gang put together a special episode this week, mainly because we couldn't be bothered to leave our Yachts to go record. Come relive some of our favorite moments, goofs, and hilarious mistakes. Nick eats an Oreo during a live recording to the chagrin of the entire cast. David coins possibly the greatest presidential campaign slogan in history. Tim discuss the Venn Diagram for pizza and therapy and this crossover's business potential.

The crew gets some actual exercise because of a stupid phone game. David pits a boy with a knack for improvised weaponry against two full grown men on a night that only comes around once a year. Tim pitches a film about perfect pitch and calls men who were once boys out of retirement to bust a drug ring. Nick gets scared straight in his film involving a nightmare monster going undercover and the addictive power of one-hit wonders.

The crew talks about a dark fast-food ritual even Cthulhu can't condone, their shared favorite podcast, the magic of GTA 5, and you won't believe their other topic: listen to find out. Nick brings a movie that appeals to at least half of all people; David re-imagines a Bible story with jerky, dinosaur drugs, and muscle oil; and Tim injects high-octane thrills into a classic complete with extreme serf boarding, school hi-jinks, and the struggles of trying to fit in with rich kids.

The crew discusses mystical Cheeto dusted fast food. Tim takes us on a walk to an underworld dog racing league. Nick throws a Hail Mary in this film about kids stepping on the gridiron and probably not stepping off of it. David takes a bite out of your childhood in a movie about zombie deer, zombie men, and tainted corn.

The crew tries desperately to define #Brexit with little success. David pitches a film about a zoo, a keeper, and a rappers efforts to hotbox a gorilla to save lives. Tim concludes (for real this time) the Matt Damon/Damon Wayans saga in a film about two men, bound by fate (and surgery) surviving the zombie apocalypse. Nick casts a spell about a school of witchcraft and wizardry and student debt run by the mob.