Unqualified Observers

Unqualified Observers

By Thomas Stimpson and Kelham MetcalfTV & Film
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Unqualified Observers episodes

  • Unqualified Observers #122: An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    In this episode, join Kelham and Thomas for a pint down at the Slaughtered Lamb as we dive into the hair-raising world of horror cinema and review the classic film 'An American Werewolf in London.' We'll unravel the film's plot, discuss its special effects, and share our thoughts on this timeless werewolf masterpiece. So grab some popcorn and a seat, paint a pentangle on the wall, and get ready for a howling good time!

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

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    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    2 hr 1 min
  • Unqualified Observers #121: Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)

    In this week's episode, join Kelham and Thomas as they dive deep into the hilariously gory world of 'Braindead' (1992). We dissect the grotesque brilliance of director Peter Jackson as we review this cult classic horror-comedy film. From outrageous zombie mayhem to unforgettable moments, we'll explore what makes this movie a true gem of the genre. Grab your lawnmower and tune in for the blood-soaked fun. Don't worry though, there are still plenty of the tangents we all know you love.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

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    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 42 min
  • Unqualified Observers #120: The Blackening

    Get ready for a good time as Kelham and Thomas dissect and debate every spine-tingling moment of "The Blackening." We leave no scream unturned in this dark and comedic exploration of the horror genre. From jump scares to plot twists, join us for a laughter-filled review that'll be sure to put you in the Halloween spirit. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

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    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 39 min
  • Unqualified Observers #119: The Creator (2023)

    In this episode, join Kelham and Thomas as they dive into their review of 'The Creator'. We will explore the delightful sounds of the new indie band Talking Heads, discuss robots that go 'boom,' and take a closer look at the logistics of Big Space Gun. Don't miss this cinematic journey filled with music, technology, and unexpected twists. But do not worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents we all know you love. So hurry and join the discussion.

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    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @stimpyisking

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 23 min
  • Unqualified Observers #118: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    In this episode, Kelham and Thomas are taking a joyride through the colorful world of Nicolas Cage as we review "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent." We'll examine the 50 shades of Cage, exploring his unique talent for stirring up emotions while keeping things fun. We also get to explore the emotions that "Internet Daddy" Pedro Pascal brings to this wild ride of a film. Don't worry there are still a few moments for the tangents you all love. So jump on in and enjoy the conversation.

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    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 18 min
  • Unqualified Observers #117: Unqualified Tangents #2

    This week Kelham and Thomas made a slight mistake, normally you come to this podcast for a simple breakdown of a movie but this time you are going to get a great conversation about nothing in particular. It wasn't until about an hour in that we realized the conversation hadn't switched to a movie. So instead, treat yourself to a riveting discussion about the Sega Dreamcast, the collapse of the bronze age, and a host of other seemingly unrelated topics. We all know how much you love the tangents this pod delves into, so get ready for an entire episode of just that. Don't worry, we promise to get back to the usual movie discussions on the next episode. So jump up and strap in for this wild conversation that will take you across the world and back again.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 26 min
  • Unqualified Observers #116: Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

    All aboard on the journey through the intriguing world of "Murder on the Orient Express (2017)"! Join Kelham and Thomas as they dissect this star-studded adaptation with a magnifying glass focused on those powerful moustache(s). In this episode, we promise (or do we?) not to find ourselves on any tangents. So, prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and maybe just a little bit sidetracked as we unravel the intrigue of Agatha Christie's classic tale. Tune in for the review that stays right on track... or does it?

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 50 min
  • Unqualified Observers #115: Red Dawn (1984)

    In this week's episode, Kelham and Thomas time-travel back to 1984 for a rollercoaster ride through the cinematic insanity that is 'Red Dawn.' Brace yourselves as we dissect the film's wild dialogue, ponder the mind-bending concept of linear time, and contemplate the ever-elusive concept of 'object permanence' within this '80's "gem." Get ready for an episode that's as unpredictable as the film itself!

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 37 min
  • Unqualified Observers #114: Remember the Titans

    In this week's episode, join Kelham and Thomas as they take a delightful trip down memory lane with "Remember the Titans"; the go-to movie for every teacher we ever had in school. We're decoding the mysterious world of football rituals, Southern fried racism, and sharing a few laughs along the way. Tune in for a dose of movie nostalgia and the home grown tangents that we know you love.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 17 min
  • Unqualified Observers #113: A Knight's Tale

    Get ready for a blast from the past in this week's episode! We're throwing it back to the early aughts with our review of 2001's "A Knight's Tale." From baffling editing choices to seriously questionable lance tactics, Kelham and Thomas are breaking down the movie's best moments and diving headfirst into the world of medieval jousting logistics. Tune in, because this episode is all about swords, shields, and a whole lot of laughs!

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 22 min

About Unqualified Observers

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Join hosts Kelham Metcalf and Thomas Stimpson as they stumble through the world of cinema. From garbage to gold and everything in between, these life-long friends are here to remind you that sometimes…