Unqualified Observers

This week, Kelham and Thomas, set their sights on the fantastical 2012 Telugu film, Eega! Join us for our review of this movie where a man, reborn as a housefly, seeks revenge on his killer. We'll delve into the crazy fog-esque visuals, the bond between a fly and his human woman love interest, and the epic showdown for justice. Get ready for laughs, intrigue, and maybe a newfound appreciation for the power of a tiny insect.

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Did Oppenheimer unleash a genie he couldn't put back in the bottle? In this episode, Kelham and Thomas, dissect Christopher Nolan's latest film, "Oppenheimer." We'll crack some jokes, analyze the performances, and try (and fail) to explore the science on screen. Join the Unqualified Observers for a fun and informative look at the birth of the atomic bomb... hopefully without any meltdowns!

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Buckle up for a high-octane sci-fi thriller ride! This episode dives into the 2018 film "Upgrade," where a paralyzed widower gets a mysterious offer: an experimental chip implant that grants him superhuman abilities. What starts as a quest for revenge becomes a mind-bending exploration of technology, morality, and the very definition of humanity. Join Kelham and Thomas as they dissect the film's action, themes, and surprising twists!

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Doo-wop dreams meet dysfunction in this episode of Unqualified Observers as, Thomas and Kelham, review "The Five Heartbeats" with Chris and Reg! from Stimpson Ain't Easy. Prepare for the good times, the bad times, and the age of question, "Is there a heart in the house tonight?" So stand up, and get ready for a fun ride down a classic fictional biopic.

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Chris - @playmaker316

Reg! - livefromthis.com (music) livefromthat.com (merch)

Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dive into Dog Soldiers (2002) with our guest Collin Miller. Prepare to be pleasantly surprised by this gem of a film that could well have changed the landscape of werewolf films, had it found widespread success. You won't want to miss this one, it's a howling good time!

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Get ready to listen, laugh, and maybe even sing along! Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a lighthearted look at "The Wedding Singer," exploring the film's iconic moments, cheesy tropes, and undeniable charm. From Billy Idol's cameo to the unforgettable "Grow Old with You" scene, is this a love story for the ages or a product of its time? Tune in to find out.

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Sink your teeth into the surreal with Unqualified Observers' review of El Conde! Buckle up as Kelham and Thomas dissect this wild ride where 250-year-old vampiric Augusto Pinochet (yes, that Augusto Pinochet) grapples with mortality, bloodlust, and an existential crisis. Expect vibes, shrieks, and questionable choices as we explore the film's satirical bite and historical shadows. Tune in, bloodsuckers and cinephiles alike, for an episode that sure to leave you thirsty for more.

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Buckle up, film fans! Join, Kelham and Thomas, as the Unqualified Observers dissect the time-warping trip that is Synchronic. Hot takes, sharp wit, and quantum debates collide as we explore Anthony Mackie & Jamie Dornan's wild ride. From melted clocks to philosophical ponderings, prepare to have your mind blown all the way to the ice age in this episode. Hit play, and let's get temporal in here.

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Get ready for mud, Finnish fury, and a gold mine of Nazi-blasting mayhem. In this episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dive headfirst into the gloriously over-the-top action flick, Sisu (2023). Imagine Rambo, but Finnish, with a pickaxe. We're talking explosions, skull stabbing, and a surprisingly emotional core that'll leave you cheering for this one-man army against all odds. So grab some Sahti, and join us in this unqualified observation of Sisu - you won't regret it.

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Crank up the juice and brace for adrenaline overload as Kelham and Thomas dissect the buckwild action flick "Crank!" Join the Unqualified Observers for outrageous stunts, questionable life choices, and philosophical musings on keeping your heart pumping (nasal spray optional). It's Statham unleashed, explosions galore, and more laughs than you can count, so get ready for a wild ride.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking