Unqualified Observers

They're filming butts and getting nuts in the A24 movie, X (2022). Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this excellent homage to the giants of slasher flicks, and examine all the artsy blood dances along the way. And remember, always put your pants on when you're looking for your camera man.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

What do you get when you cross the Looney Toons with a story about a drunk trying to find love? Maybe something like the movie, "Hundreds of Beavers." In this episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a dive into this wacky movie that was never going to be a big hit, but managed to pull of something that cinema has been struggling to accomplish for years. Join in the conversation and see why this film is one worth checking out!

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

It's time for another episode of your favorite socio-political commentary podcast, Two and-a-Half Dipshits! This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, review the latest entry into the Statham-verse, "The Beekeeper." While half of us are still cleaning up from the honey bath, we hope you will tune in for a fun and truly wild ride!

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Dev Patel punches, kicks, and directs his way into action hero territory with, "Monkey Man!" Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this Indian martial arts revenge flick. From examine the fights, to marveling at the tricked-out rickshaws, and even exploring the film's social commentary, you won't want to miss this conversation. Did Patel deliver a knockout debut? Tune in to find out.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Whether you're a Dune devotee or a curious newcomer, join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dissect the plot twists, analyze questionable character choices, and explore the film's deeper themes. Fear not, for the journey is peppered with the witty observations, literary comparison, and enough fun to make even Paul Atreides crack a smile.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Slip away to another dimension with the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we unpack the sci-fi thriller, "Coherence!" We'll dissect the twists and turns of the plot, talk the neighborly drama turned cosmic chaos, and answer the burning question: if realities merged, would you recognize your own? Get ready for glowsticks, ketamine, and maybe a little existential pondering.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Prepare for a mind-bending trip into the unknown as the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dissect Alex Garland's sci-fi head-scratcher, Annihilation. Join in the conversation as we unpack the film's stunning visuals, cryptic plot, and thought-provoking themes. Did the Shimmer offer enlightenment of annihilation? We debate the motivations of the characters and question their sanity (including our own) and unravel and marvel at the film's ambiguous ending. Whether you're a die-hard Garland fan, or just curious about this trippy film, this episode is for you. So grab your hazmat suit and tune in to Unqualified Observers!

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Buckle up, because this week the Unqualified Observers dive into the bizarre yet strangely endearing film, "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot" (2018) starring none other than Sam Elliot. Is it a B-movie bonanza or a surprisingly heartfelt tale? Find out in this week's episode.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Is the future all bio-hacking teenagers and creepy crawlies? The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dive deep into the strange and beautiful world of "Vesper". Get ready for laughs and deeply entrenched debates about the lifting capacity of under-nourished teens as we dissect this sci-fi coming-of-age story. Is it a hidden gem or a forgotten relic of the bargain bin? Tune in to find out!

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking

Well, here we are. In this episode, Kelham and Thomas, review the 2024 remake of Roadhouse, Road House. Join in the fun as we see how this new model stacks up against the tried and true classic. See Jake Gyllenhaal punch, Connor McGregor punch, and see boats punch, in this action packed cup of Cuban coffee. We also review the 5th episode of season 2 of Invincible on Prime. You won't want to miss it!

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Contact Us:

Email - [email protected]

Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking