Unqualified Observers

This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down with a couple of ghosts and goths as we discuss Tim Burton's 1988 film, Beetlejuice. From driving off of bridges to stopping marriages and everything in-between, the Unqualified Observers go on a familiar journey with a Halloween classic just in time for the sequel. So gather around the dinner table and get ready to bust out your Day-Ohs with the latest episode.

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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined by frequent guest Collin Miller to discuss the fever dream that is 1999's, "Inspector Gadget." There will be plenty of crazy stunts and terrible dialogue to keep the team together and solve the important case of the missing foot. Does this movie deserve a revival or is it as bad as its reputation suggest? Tune in to the latest episode to find out what we think.

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With school starting back up in the United States, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, thought it would be a great time to review Richard Linklater's film about the same thing, "Everybody Wants Some." Come join in the fun and find out what we thought or this time capsule of college life in Texas during the Autumn of 1980. There will be plenty of outfit changes and drinking always keep the party going, so hurry up and press play and find out what we think of this film.

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If an ashtray falls out of the Los Angeles sky and no one is around to hear it, are the Pythagorian Brotherhood trying to summon an ancient demon? This along with many other questions will fail to be answered in this, our review of the latest film from Moorhead and Benson; Something in the Dirt (2022). So make sure to open the windows, and settle in for this episode of Unqualified Observers with Kelham and Thomas.

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We have made it to the finale of season 2 for House of the Dragon. In this episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, discuss the season as a whole as well as looking into this final entry entitled, "The Queen Who Ever Was." Come and join in the fun and find out what we felt were the stronger moments in this episode as well as the moments that left us wanting to hurry up already. This season truly set the stage for the war to come and its time for you to enjoy the last episode of the HotD report before the show returns in 2026.

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"a living nuclear weapon destined to walk the Earth forever. Indestructible. A victim of the modern nuclear age." True in 1985 and still true today, this sums up the big nasty nuclear dinosaur that we're talking about today in our review of Godzilla Minus One (2023). The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will look at Godzilla as he exists as a specter of the destruction of World War 2, and what it means to stand before such an unstoppable force as a wildly vincible human. It's all happening here, in this episode of Unqualified Observers.

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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a look at the penultimate episode of season 2 of HBO's House of the Dragon, entitled "The Red Sowing." There is a lot to talk about with this episode that focused mainly on the Blacks and their plan of action moving forward. From dragon standoffs to people getting their comeuppance, there was a lot to dissect, so don't wait any longer, come find out what we thought of this episode and how it will effect the show going forward.

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Folks, make sure to check the single-bolt, old church bathroom style locks on your storm cellar for this one. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are talking about Twister (1996), and youthful recounting tornado based traumas and the amount of newtons necessary for a leather belt to split one in-twain in this, what some are calling the F5 of podcast episodes.

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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, come together to review and analyze the latest episode of HBO's "House of the Dragon", titled "Smallfolk." Join in the fun as we break down another emotional episode and determine what path we are taking going forward. From Larys getting put in his place, to Seasmoke finding a new rider, this episode has plenty of eventful scenes and interactions. So what are you waiting for, come join in the conversation and find out how this episode landed in the realm of the Unqualified.

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This week on the HotD report the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, discuss the episode "The Red Dragon and the Gold" in the latest episode of HBO's House of the Dragon. Tune in to find out what we thought of the episode and how we think things will continue to play out.

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