Unqualified Observers

With the new year just starting, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, felt it was only right to ring in 2025 with the best New Year's movie of all time, "When Harry Met Sally". Not only is this the best New Year's movie, but it is also one of the best romantic comedies and movies of the 1980's. Come join in the fun as we discuss the iconic scenes that are still being talked about 35 years after the movie was released. But don't worry, there is still more than enough time for the tangents we all know you love. So come find out what holds up in this movie and for the younger listeners, find out what a rolodex is used for.

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In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the original Lord of the Rings film from the 1970's. Does squeezing Fellowship and Two Towers into one film lessen the story, does the animation and rotoscoping hold up, does Gandalf hate Samwise more than the Dark Lord? These are just some of the important questions discussed in this fun conversation about Middle-Earth, the 70's, and how many belts a human is allowed to wear at once. Come join in the conversation and find out what we thought of this "classic?" film.

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If you could clone a younger, better version of yourself, would you? If you did, what kind of person would both of you become. This and much more are discussed in the latest episode of Unqualified Observers. Come join in the conversation as Kelham and Thomas breakdown Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid's performances and choices in one of the most intriguing films of 2024. Don't worry, there is still plenty of time for all the tangents we know you love.

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If you could talk to your father 30 years in the past, what would you say to them? Thats the question presented in the film, "Frequency," starring Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezal. Does the movie believably explain the premise and deliver on its concept? The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will answer that and much more in the latest episode of Unqualified Observers. But don't worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents that we all know you love. So come join in the conversation and see if this movie holds up, or if it should have been left in the millennium along with Napster and Nokia phones.

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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss one of the latest films to come out on Netflix, "Don't Move." If you were given a paralytic agent by a serial killer and only had 20 minutes to hide before your body shuts down, what would you do? This is the question posed by "Don't Move", but does this film bring more than that simple premise? Tune in to find out what we think about this unique set up and if the film is able to rise above the gimmick.

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In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss Charles Laughton's only entry in the world of film, 1955's "The Night of the Hunter". Does this greatly revered classic stand the test of time? Only one way to find out, and that is by tuning in to the latest episode. From the stunning lighting and camera work, to Robert Mitchum's ominous presence as Harry Powell, this movie will have you wondering if the people in your life are harboring dark secrets and intentions. So what are you waiting for, come join in the conversation and see why this film is considered a classic in the film community.

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If you had the ability to choose your body, would you stay in your own? Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we jump into the modern day psychological horror film starring Heather Graham, "Suitable Flesh." Does this film from 2023 have the best backgrounds? Maybe not, but join in the conversation and find out what this movie got right and just how crazy the conversation gets.

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Well you know what they say, third charm's the time. Or is it? Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, with special guest David Dimarkus, in this week's episode as we talk through the third movie in the trilogy from Ti West "Maxxxine." Does this Giallo-esque flick pass the mustard, or does it make the whole sandwich soggy? Listen in to find out!

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But soft, what light through yonder window flips? It's Tom Cruise, and I can't tell you how many times we've asked him to stop flipping through our French bay window, but y'all he just will not listen. Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, for a movie that's Legend-wait for it... it's...it's Legend from 1985. Can we decipher just what happened in the mind of Ridley Scott to bring such a thing to life? Listen in and find out in this week's episode!

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Season 2 of Amazon's Rings of Power has finally come to a close and the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will breakdown all the goings-ons one final time before Season 3 makes it's premier in 2026. How did the season wrap up, and was it a strong foot to go out on? The only way to find the answers is to tune into the latest episode and find out what we thought. So what are you waiting for, press play and enjoy one final deep dive before our extended break from Middle-Earth.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking