Unqualified Observers

Unqualified Observers

By Thomas Stimpson and Kelham MetcalfTV & Film
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Unqualified Observers episodes

  • Unqualified Observers #186: The Transporter

    In this weeks episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the first true "Jason Statham movie," "The Transporter." Does the first in a long line of films that deliver on exactly what you expect hold up, or is it better off left in the early 2000's? There is only one way to find out and that is by tuning it to this podcast. This one lead to a fun conversation and some unexpected tangents, so stop reading this and join in the fun.

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    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 19 min
  • Unqualified Observers #185: Only Lovers Left Alive

    What does true love look like, is all human love fleeting since death will arrive at some point? If that is true, then the only real lovers left in the world are the ones who never die. This and many other themes are touched on in the latest episode of Unqualified Observers. Come join Kelham and Thomas in this fun look at the vampire romance from 2013, "Only Lovers Left Alive." See what Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston, Mia Wasikowska, and the late greats Anton Yelchin and John Hurt have to offer in this hauntingly beautiful and deliberately paced film. But don't worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents we all know you love. So what are you waiting for, listen to the latest episode and find out for yourself.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 17 min
  • Unqualified Observers #184: The Royal Tenenbaums

    In honor of the great Gene Hackman, this week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the classic Wes Anderson film, "The Royal Tenenbaums." Come join in the fun as we discuss a gem from the early 2000's. From Ben Stiller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Owen and Luke Wilson, Gene Hackman, and many more, this film is one of the most stacked casts in film history. The main question is how well does this movie hold up some twenty years later? The only way to find out is to tune into the latest episode and get Unqualified.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 11 min
  • Unqualified Observers #183: Pokémon the Movie 2000 (with Collin Miller)

    In the latest episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas are joined by frequent guest Collin Miller to discuss the second movie in the ongoing Pokémon franchise, "Pokémon the Movie 2000." Does this childhood favorite from the late 90's hold up, or is it better left in the past with our childhoods? There is only one way to find out, and that is to tune into this conversation. There are so many topics to get deep into, from what you would want for your starter, to the value in sending children out to battle dangerous wild animals. So come join in the conversation and get ready to throw physics out the window, because it is time for Pokémon to get Unqualified.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 34 min
  • Unqualified Observers #182: The Dead Don't Die (2019)

    In this week's episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the Jim Jarmusch meta-zombie film, "The Dead Don't Die." What happens when Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, Danny Glover, and a whole host of other characters find themselves in a zombie uprising in a small town? Is this a hidden gem that people need to see, or does this film somehow miss the mark and not add up to the sum of its parts? I guess the only way to find out is to tune into the episode. So come join in the fun and stop waiting to find out.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials- @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    58 min
  • Unqualified Observers #181: Invincible Season 3 Episodes 5-8 Review

    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, finally get to discuss the second half of season 3 of Invincible. We apologize for the delay, had some bad luck with illness and scheduling, but this episode will be worth the wait. Come join in the conversation as we discuss the far reaching consequences that these last few episodes deal with and what might be coming next in the future. This is an episode you won't want to miss.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 9 min
  • Unqualified Observers #180: Major League (1989)

    In this week's episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, head to the baseball field to discuss one of the all time sports movies, Major League. With a star studded cast including Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, and Tom Berenger, this movie is able to balance the teamwork and comradery just like the team they are portraying. So come join in the fun and find out what we thought of this movie.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 8 min
  • Unqualified Observers #179 Invincible Season 3 Episodes 1-4 Review

    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the first half of "Invincible" Season 3. Come join in the fun and find out what Mark Grayson and everyone else is up to in their world of superpowered heroes and villains. It is a break from the usual episodes, but still a very fun conversation and don't worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents we all know you love.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 58 min
  • Unqualified Observers #178: Moon (2009)

    In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas sit down to discuss the often overlooked 2009 film, "Moon" starring Sam Rockwell and Sam Rockwell. Does this film deserve to be reappraised and given more love in the sci-fi community or was this a movie better off in the past? That is one of the questions we are trying to answer in this podcast, but to find out the answer to that and many other questions, you will have to tune in to find out. Don't worry though, there is still more than enough time for the tangents that we all know you love.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Email - [email protected]

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking

    1 hr 2 min
  • Unqualified Observers #177: Blue Velvet

    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas take a look at one of David Lynch's most notable films, "Blue Velvet." To pay homage to the visionary director, we decided to see what would happen when innocent people take a look at the darker side of life. Find out what we thought of this controversial film and how relevant the themes still are 40 years later. Don't worry though, there is still plenty of time for the tangents we all know you love. So come join in the conversation and take a joy ride with us into depravity and violence.

    As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.

    Contact Us:

    Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers

    Kelham - @coolgollum

    Thomas - @stimpyisking


    1 hr 23 min

About Unqualified Observers

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Join hosts Kelham Metcalf and Thomas Stimpson as they stumble through the world of cinema. From garbage to gold and everything in between, these life-long friends are here to remind you that sometimes…