Unqualified Observers

In this episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, brave the fever dream that is "Dream Scenario." Nicolas Cage is trapped in a world where his nobody existence is thrust into viral fame, and the lines between reality and nightmare blur like bad special effects. We'll unpack the existential cringe, explore the satirical skewering of celebrity culture, and ponder the age-old question: are sweatpants ever truly comfortable? Join us for a decent into Nic Cage's wildest dreams (and maybe your own) - it's gonna be a trip!

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Prepare for malted mayhem, don'tcha know! Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, tackles the 1996 film "Fargo", where a simple embezzlement scheme spins into a wood-chopping, Cutlass Ciera driving yarn of dark humor and quirky characters. Join us as we unpack Jerry Lundegaard's bumbling malfeasance, Marge Gunderson's good natured brilliance, and enough snow to bury a briefcase. Fargo: it's murder, it's mayhem, it's Minnesotan, and it's here on Unqualified Observers.

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Buckle up for Malibu mayhem with your Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dissect "Barbie" (2023)! Expect sizzling fashion critiques, existential Ken-quests, and beach-offs as we navigate Greta Gerwig's neon pink vision of female empowerment and questionable Dreamhouse décor. Prepare to laugh, maybe cry, and redefine "life in plastic" with this hilarious, surprisingly subversive romp. Just, uh, maybe skip this one, Ben Shapiro.

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Get ready for a festive ride as we unwrap the peculiar layers of the holiday classic, "One Magic Christmas," in Kelham and Thomas' Christmas episode. Join us for an exploration of this unique film where a cowboy angel (under orders from Santa) takes matters into his own hands, delivering a seasonal shock by, well, taking out Mary Steenburgen's husband all because of her disbelief in Santa Claus. We navigate the bizarre twists and turns, offering commentary on the unexpected magic and cowboy celestial interventions that make this movie a yuletide adventure like no other. So grab your hot cocoa and join us for a sleigh full of laughs and a dash of Christmas absurdity.

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Buckle Up, fellow observers, for a wild ride through John Carpenter's "They Live"! Kelham and Thomas are talking magical sunglasses, bubblegum-chompin' Roddy Piper kicking alien ass, and subliminal messages hiding in your Fruit Loops. But amidst the B-movie mayhem, Carpenter throws a social commentary punch that'll leave you pondering our media-saturated world and wondering if reality is just one giant "OBEY" ad. So grab your shades, put on your thinking cap, and join the Unqualified crew as we dissect this cult classic.

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Brace yourselves for a mind-bending journey through time, cosmic horror, and the enigma that is Shitty Carl, as Kelham and Thomas tackle the 2017 film "The Endless." Plus, we squeeze in a 'quick' review of the 4th episode of "Invincible" season 2 just for good measure, because we know how nasty y'all are for that stuff.

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In this episode of Unqualified Observers (after their recap of S2 E3 of Invincible), Kelham and Thomas dive into the 2013 film "Her." They discuss the film's unique premise, its exploration of love and artificial intelligence, and its impact on the way we think about relationships in the age of AI.

Whether you're a fan of Joaquin Phoenix or just a curious listener, this episode is sure to entertain and inform. So grab your headphones and tune in for a hilarious and insightful discussion of "Her."

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Brace yourselves, horror enthusiasts! The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are about to embark on a terrifying journey into the depths of Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece that will challenge your very perception of reality. Prepare to witness killer turkeys, mind-bending twists, and a turkey puppet with a disturbing past. This one's sure to be a wild ride, so buckle up and join us as we delve into the nonsensical world of Thankskilling. We also jump into the next episode in our Invincible episode reviews so get ready to travel to the shadow realm and be prepared for all the tangents you love in this fun holiday episode!

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Swing into the multiverse of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse with your unqualified hosts, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this mind-blowing sequel. But wait, there's more! We'll also take a quick moment to catch up on all the action from the first episode of Invincible's 2nd season, and try to make sense of that crazy cliffhanger. Whether you're a diehard Spider-Man fan or just looking for a laugh, this episode of Unqualified Observers has something for everyone.

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Join Kelham and Thomas in this episode as they delve into the enigmatic world of "Highlander 3: The Final Dimension," also known as "The Final Conflict," or "The Sorcerer." We will unravel and try to answer the tough questions, such as "Why?" and "Are you sure?." We will spend time exploring the film's characters, storyline, and the enduring appeal of the Highlander franchise. Whether you're a die-hard fan or new to the sword-wielding immortals, you won't want to miss this deep dive into the third installment of the Highlander series. Grab your sword and tune in for a journey through time, immortality, and the tangents that we all know you love.

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Kelham - @coolgollum

Thomas - @stimpyisking