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Trigger warning: we'll be talking about infant death in this episode! Otherwise, we're up to our usual Twilight nonsense with some crazy milk and lasagna action as well as more appearances of #TeamMike. Also, Edward really wants you to know he's passionate about baseball, okay?!

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We're back with Twilight chapters 10 - 13 ft. the meadow scene and a lot of awkwardness. Bella continues her tyranny as the bully of Forks High, and she's super rude to all of her friends. She also declares her love for Edward, so there's that.

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It's time to dissect chapters 6 - 9 and this time it's all about being stalked and flirting with 15 year olds. #JustGirlyThings, right? Bella's getting into a lot of trouble but she isn't concerned because she's not like other girls.

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Welcome back, Twihards! We're reviewing Twilight chapters 2 - 5 in unnecessary detail today. It's cringey, it's weird, and it's sorta romantic? Either way, you'll want to listen. Oh, and there are spoilers ahead, obviously.

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Hey Twilighters (???), welcome to our first episode which is (obviously) on Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. We'll be discussing the first chapter in oh-so-much detail. Your biggest questions will be answered. Why is Bella so angsty? Why is she crying constantly? When is she gonna get with Rosalie? Read along or just listen to us rant. Oh, and there will be spoilers.

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Hey there! Welcome to the cringiest podcast on the internet. We're Sam and Isabelle, and we're spilling the tea on the most notorious books. Starting with Twilight, we'll decent further into the world of literary folly to uncover all the awkward and cringe moments that changed literary history. Oh, and there will be some spoilers, obviously.