Aristotle Athari (SNL) stops by to share what keeps him up at night and how he learned to play guitar for free. Lara, on the other hand, can't stop interrupting a caller and despite being hopped up on Melatonin, thinks you should tell your girlfriend you had sex with her stepsister, to keep it down when having sex in an apartment and advises against having someone sketch you in the nude.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Coming Up
• 01:26 - Aristotle Athari!
• 15:20 - Call 1: Not My Soulmate?!
• 29:56 - Call 2: Dated The Stepsister
• 42:00 - Call 3: Neighbor Sex
• 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs

LINKS!

• Everything Aristotle:https://www.instagram.com/air_stotle
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

We're back to taking your calls this week just in time for Katherine Blanford (The Tonight Show) and Lara to give you different techniques on how to keep plants "alive," draw boundaries, and care for an elderly parent. Plus, they compare relationships, or rather figure out which one of them is actually in a relationship.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Coming Up
• 01:55 Katherine Blanford!
• 02:55 Lara Has a Knife & Taser
• 11:40 Does Katherine Have a Boyfriend?
• 17:09 Call 1: Boundaries with Friends
• 31:27 Call 2: My Dad Has Parkinson's
• 43:55 Call 3: How Do I Keep Plants Alive?
• 53:58 Thanks & Plugs

LINKS!

• Everything Katherine Blanford: https://www.katherineblanford.com/
• Katherine's Cheaties Podcast: https://www.cheatiespodcast.com/
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Erik Griffin joins us to fix Lara's problem and blows off your calls in the process. We were going to help Larry from Omaha, Nathalie from Indianapolis, and YOU, but we'll get to those next week Right now, Lara's the focus, but we can all take something from Erik to improve our situations.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Coming Up
• 01:31 Erik Griffin Tastes The Soup
• 04:48 Let's Talk Lara
• 56:55 Lara Cuts Erik Off

LINKS!

• Riffin' with Griffin: http://www.erikgriffin.com/riffinwithgriffin.html
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL26w50qMcyFxOgxeG-ek1VmgByo72FeD3
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Fahim Anwar and Lara try to keep the show on the rails as they offer advice on how to stop sexting behind your partner's back, the beauty of being by yourself, how to avoid being scammed, and why living in your basement may be your best option. Lara also discovers she was lied to as a child about tornadoes and Fahim reveals the truth about Pringles. Warning: Fahim's travel hacks aren't for everyone.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Coming Up
• 06:44 CALL 1 - I Got Caught Sexting 2X
• 23:08 CALL 2 - Avoid Scams! (And we go off the rails)
• 40:09 CALL 3 - My Husband's Tornado Anxiety
• 51:48 Thanks & Plugs 

LINKS!

• Fahim Anwar: "Hat Trick": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTA-HVCo4w
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
• Listen to Steph Tolev's podcast "Steph Infection": https://stephtolev.komi.io/#ad97eefa-a101-43e3-a4e4-da9bb472fd47-

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Jason & Randy Sklar don't waste any time getting into it with Lara. The trio reveals the one thing you need to figure out on a first date, how to respond to being ghosted, what mafia techniques you can apply to your job and disagree on ways to.. and if you should... help your friends lose weight.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Coming Up
• 03:57 CALL 1 - Should You Help Your Friends Lose Weight
• 13:00 CALL 2 - Meet Your Soulmate
• 26:54 CALL 3 - Road Trip Ghost
• 39:18 CALL 4 - My Coworkers Suck 

LINKS!

• Everything Jason & Randy Sklar: http://www.supersklars.com/
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
• Listen to Your Mom's House Podcast with Tom Segura & Christina P: https://ymhstudios.com
• See Neal Brennan Live: https://www.nealbrennan.com/shows

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Ron brings the tough love on getting through a divorce and a separation while raising a child with autism.  Lara offers her secret to finding confidence and how she made it to 9 years of sobriety.  They offer listeners suggestions on handling people you don’t like, purging clutter, and how to go on a date that doesn’t involve food.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Open
• 01:15 Introduction
• 02:11 Ron Funches!
• 06:55 Lara's 9 Years Sober
• 09:39 CALL 1: I Don't Like People
• 15:27 CALL 2: My Bosses Like Me
• 20:05 CALL 3: I Can't Purge
• 27:10 CALL 4: How To Become A Comedian Like You
• 40:13 CALL 5: Stop Eating Cookies!
• 48:05 Plugs & Thanks

LINKS!

• Gettin’ Better with Ron Funches: https://ronfunches.com/gettin-better/
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Lara and Justin tell you how to recognize the qualities of a good friend and when Six Flags is better than Fiji.  They also advise listeners on if you or your partner is the mess, what you can learn from people's reactions to boundaries you’ve set, and how long to wait to have sex.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Open
• 03:33 Justin Martindale!
• 14:32 CALL 1: Stop Dating Messes!
• 24:42 CALL 2: Destination Birthday?!
• 30:38 CALL 3: Bringing Mom Back Into My Life?
• 41:42 Thanks & Plugs

LINKS!

• Everything Justin Martindale: https://linktr.ee/justin_martindale
• See Fortune Feimster Live: https://www.fortunefeimster.com/calendar.php
• Listen to The Nikki Glaser Podcast: https://www.nikkiglaser.com/podcast
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Aida Rodriguez has survived more than most in her life, so she’s got some serious "staying alive" techniques, a mantra from the singer, Estelle, and advice on reconnecting with estranged parents.  Her modeling career taught her acceptance and that eating disorders are not a white girl disease.  She and Lara discuss why to have a guest list at your funeral, how to break up with a hairstylist, and why you should enjoy your loved ones while they're still here.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Open
• 01:11 Setting Up The Convo
• 03:20 Checking In on Lara's Breakup
• 04:52 Thanks listeners!
• 05:36 Aida Rodriguez!!
• 22:12 Call 1: Breaking Up with a Hairstylist
• 26:10 Call 2: Biological Mom Reached Out on FB
• 38:21 Call 3: Fearing the Death of a Pet
• 45:22 Call 4: Managing Your Energy on The Road
• 52:36 Thanks & Plugs!

LINKS!

• Everything Aida Rodriguez: https://www.funnyaida.com/
• Marcella Arguello: https://www.marcellacomedy.com/
• Neal Brennan's "The Blocks" Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-blocks-podcast/id1658660161
• See Christina P live: https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

After thousands of miles on the road together, Lara and Marc share some of the best advice they’ve gained from 12 step programs, how Marc found the nerve to make a career change, how you can accept a cat into your life, and the importance of regular medical check ups. They offer listeners tips on eating healthy when traveling, how to handle friends with differing political views, and the wrong way to find out if someone likes you in that way... oh, and that you should always turn off your cell phone when recording a podcast.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Open
• 04:14 Marc Maron!
• 17:44 Marc's Cooking Advice
• 20:09 Marc's Colonoscopy
• 27:59 Crazy Diets
• 34:14 Call 1: Eating healthy on the road
• 39:57 Call 2: Friends with other political views
• 42:25 Call 3: Telling someone you like them
• 50:17 Plugs & Thanks

LINKS!

• Everything Marc Maron: https://www.wtfpod.com/
• Gettin’ Better with Ron Funches: https://ronfunches.com/gettin-better/
• Pete Holmes’ “Where Were We” Tour: https://peteholmes.com/
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Lara and Taylor compare their experiences battling bipolar disorder… and how it landed Lara in jail.  They help listeners identify what time is too late to call your partner to pick you up drunk, how to handle a kid who's not reaching their full potential, and when it’s okay to look through your partner’s phone. They also offer advice on moving on from toxic relationships, the best lesson from high school, and how all of us can get through our next low.

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00 Open
• 01:08 Intro
• 02:43 Taylor Tomlinson!
• 14:39 CALLER 1: 4 AM Girlfriend
• 24:09 CALLER 2: Break The Malaise
• 28:04 Taylor's Most Unsound Advice
• 34:51 CALLER 3: 2nd Wife Cheating?
• 40:09 Advice for Teenage Taylor
• 45:59 CALLER 4: Sorry, Not Sorry
• 50:08 CALLER 5: Motivating a Kid
• 55:03 Plugs & Stuff

LINKS!

• Everything Taylor Tomlinson: https://ttomcomedy.com/
• Listen to Theo Von's "This Past Weekend" Podcast: https://www.theovon.com/
• See Anthony Jeselnik live!: https://anthonyjeselnik.com/tour
• Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.