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  • Episode 89: "Comes And Goes (In Waves)"
    I am a person. That means my brain does some wild shit. This year is already a whole-ass journey. I don't think I'll ever not overshare. I will never actually learn my lesson, clearly. Maybe you'll get at least one lil' giggle out of this. 🤭 If you needed a voice to fill the silence around you, thanks for choosing me. 😊 💜
    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 88: What Have I Done??
    You wanna see me have a crisis? 👀 That’s what this is. I just have a crisis for an hour. That’s all this is. I’m just talking. I was left unsupervised. 😂💀 Anyway I sound just as crazy in the next one but like maybe slightly less. Maybe. Likely not. My brain is wildin’ right now and I’m just lettin’ her run. I’m gonna get laughed at so hard. I recorded this quite a bit ago but it took me forever to like actually remember that I recorded it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Anyway have a good dayyy!! Smile today. 😊
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 87 (pt. 2); You were acting real funny, but baby, I'm about to be hilarious.
    Firstly, if you are someone who is stood with me in support, thank you. Thank you so much. I do wanna say, though, that I would love for you to be nice. Please don’t go haam on this person. I’m already making enough waves here. I’m just gonna say my piece and go.
    “Turn the other cheek” is a stupid rule. That’s what I was raised on and that’s why people keep fucking me over. Im gonna do things my own way now. You get to hurt, too. I don’t get to be the one who takes all the pain. You get to hurt, too.
    She never actually broke things off, but her relationship status never changed. I’m glad I assumed correctly. What a nice blend. Where does one end and the other begin? 🤔
    She said, “Kye. I know you have the tendency to get scared and run. Hell you did it once already. I promise I’ll be nothing but good to you. You can relax. Please don’t run. It would kill me if you ran.” so I promised I wouldn’t run… and she ran.
    Listen. There’s a reason I wanted to upload this. It’s not fair that people are targeted and abused and tossed aside and made to feel disposable when we some bad bitches with (mentally) fat asses. I know so many beautiful souls who walk this world feeling unworthy because they had a few Meatloaves in their lifetime just goin’ haam on good people for their own amusement. It comes from a place of pain, but that is nobody else’s problem. Do you hear me, baby? It’s not your problem. You are not responsible for your Meatloaf, whoever that may be or have been. I’m a lucky one. I am very aware that I am a lucky person. Mine didn’t last long at all. Like at all. Mine was mild at the most. You’ve been through a lot more than I have and I know for a fact that your stories make mine sound absolutely comical, but I also have no idea what my Meatloaf has done to those before me. There’s no telling what she’ll do to those after me. If she hadn’t ghosted, I probably would have tried to find some way to fix these patterns of hers, but they were never mine to fix. I wouldn’t have been successful. Yeah you got a sad story, but baby you steady tryin’ to wreck people man fuck you. Stop causing yourself and others more pain. You won’t. You won’t stop. Yo where Lemony Snicket at? I’m sorry that was fucked. My heart will always go out to you. It shouldn’t, but it will. Trauma is a motherfucker and i’m educated enough to know that.
    Also ya boi has all the messages to back everything I said. Everything I said. You do not get to abuse people and get away with it. Someone will speak up. The truth will always be brought to light. I’m done being kind. I’m not going to be so kind today.
    Okay so anyway here’s the tiktok
    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRcYVfSx/
    And here’s the playlist. 😊
    https://spotify.link/N0mPX9meEyb
    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 87 (pt 1): "Who will I lose? What will I learn?"
    Firstly, if you are someone who is stood with me in support, thank you. Thank you so much. I do wanna say, though, that I would love for you to be nice. Please don’t go haam on this person. I’m already making enough waves here. I’m just gonna say my piece and go.
    “Turn the other cheek” is a stupid rule. That’s what I was raised on and that’s why people keep fucking me over. Im gonna do things my own way now. You get to hurt, too. I don’t get to be the one who takes all the pain. You get to hurt, too.
    She said, “Kye. I know you have the tendency to get scared and run. Hell you did it once already. I promise I’ll be nothing but good to you. You can relax. Please don’t run. It would kill me if you ran.” so I promised I wouldn’t run… and she ran.
    Listen. There’s a reason I wanted to upload this. It’s not fair that people are targeted and abused and tossed aside and made to feel disposable when we some bad bitches with (mentally) fat asses. I know so many beautiful souls who walk this world feeling unworthy because they had a few Meatloaves in their lifetime just goin’ haam on good people for their own amusement. It comes from a place of pain, but that is nobody else’s problem. Do you hear me, baby? It’s not your problem. You are not responsible for your Meatloaf, whoever that may be or have been. I’m a lucky one. I am very aware that I am a lucky person. Mine didn’t last long at all. Like at all. Mine was mild at the most. You’ve been through a lot more than I have and I know for a fact that your stories make mine sound absolutely comical, but I also have no idea what my Meatloaf has done to those before me. There’s no telling what she’ll do to those after me. If she hadn’t ghosted, I probably would have tried to find some way to fix these patterns of hers, but they were never mine to fix. I wouldn’t have been successful. Yeah you got a sad story, but baby you steady tryin’ to wreck people man fuck you. Stop causing yourself and others more pain. You won’t. You won’t stop. Yo where Lemony Snicket at? I’m sorry that was fucked. My heart will always go out to you. It shouldn’t, but it will. Trauma is a motherfucker and i’m educated enough to know that.
    Also ya boi has all the messages to back everything I said. Everything I said. You do not get to abuse people and get away with it. Someone will speak up. The truth will always be brought to light. I’m done being kind. I’m not going to be so kind today.
    Okay so anyway here’s the tiktok
    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRcYVfSx/
    And here’s the playlist. 😊
    https://spotify.link/N0mPX9meEyb
    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 86: If you’re gonna break my heart, you better have a clean ass. (FEAT. Lexy)
    Happy new year! Lexy and I are starting the year off…… well we’re starting the year off so there’s that. Gang gang.
    “We need more roomba snap stories…”
    -Lexy
    “Not a disorder, you had an eating confusion.”
    -Lexy
    “All I know how to do is take pain meds and curse. Call that ibuprofanity.”
    -Kye
    These are quotes that were said after the recording and I thought they should be shared here because they’re funny.
    Anyway thanks for being here. Every one of y’all. Let’s fuck this new year UP.
    57 min
  • Episode 84: I Am Autistic. (What That Means For You)
    I once heard someone say, “Amelia Bedealia? More like Autism Bedautism.” and that SENT ME. I was absolutely merked. Anyway, hi. 👋 I’m Kye. 😊 My brain is a strange brain and I wanted to give you a guide. A tour, if you will. Should you choose to be in my life, I think this might be beneficial for the both of us. Here are some things I would really like you to know about me. Even if you don’t quite understand, I would love if you tried your best. That’s all we can ever do, right? Anyway thanks for listening. Bye. ☺️
    Oh shit hey here’s my first ever autism episode I’d you missed it. I don’t super remember it because it was years ago but I’m sure it was fine.
    https://open.spotify.com/episode/2OcIDfPuUlBW8SCp8Hg1Rp?si=wvaFRWkhRvmPCSeh0_05IA
    Have something you wanna say or just wanna be a part of the community? Wanna join in on an episode? Wanna meet cool new people? Come join my discord!
    https://discord.gg/nUKzN46e
    Want a hoodie or something? Here ya go.
    https://shop.spreadshirt.com/kyeisfly/
    Also, if there’s something I said in the history of the podcast that you want to wear or have for some reason, let me know in the server and I’ll try to make it for you!
    This podcast might now be available on Amazon podcasts, audible, pandora, and iHeartRadio radio but probably not because they most-likely don’t take small podcasts.
    KFM is available only on Spotify Premium.
    59 min
  • Episode 83: "No More ?'s" - also happy halloween. 😍
    Hi again. It’s me. Ummmmmm happy Halloween. I’ll say it a million times. I know I don’t sound it at the moment but I have been so goddamn happy for real. It’s Halloweeeeeeen!!!!!! Anyway please know that you aren’t entitled to any part of me. This shouldn’t offend you if you’re actually a cool person okay thank you for understanding happy Halloween be safe! 💀👻🎃🦇🕷️🕸️
    57 min
  • Episode 82: mmMRSA!.
    So like, I got MRSA. Got that MRS'. That 'SA, if you will.Shit sucks. Whack as hell. 0/10. Not quality content. Anyway that's where I've been. Not the most interesting episode, but like... I'm glad I got to talk about it. Felt nice. :-) Okay bye. 😊👋
    1 hr 29 min
  • Episode 81 part 2: I don't think you know what you're saying.
    In part two, world famous band, The GrayRockers touch on topics that are very important... like South Park. 
    Also, we talk about things like mental health, masturbation and incense, gender and terminology, LGBTQUA+ relations, ace representation, ('cause we gotta... Language evolution and slur reclamation makes up a large portion of part 2, so if you're slur sensitive, this might not be the one for you. Oh! and South Park. We talk about South Park. 
    Have something you wanna say or just wanna be a part of the community? Wanna join in on an episode? Wanna meet cool new people? Come join my discord!
    https://discord.gg/nUKzN46e
    Want a hoodie or something? Here ya go.
    https://shop.spreadshirt.com/kyeisfly/
    Also, if there’s something I said in the history of the podcast that you want to wear or have for some reason, let me know in the server and I’ll try to make it for you!
    This podcast might now be available on Amazon podcasts, audible, pandora, and iHeartRadio radio but probably not because they most-likely don’t take small podcasts.
    KFM is available only on Spotify Premium.
    52 min

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