Like Einstein proposed, velocity will change how your place in the universe is relevant to time; choices both matter and don't matter. Here's to Choices! *clink*Lauren Fechner joins again to help us all through these troubling decisions.

Guðrún is back from LA and Kaitlyn has some bad news. Do you know the four phase changes?

 

Lauren Fechner, field corespondent, steps off the field and into the studio to lend her expertise.

Content warning: there is gun violence in this episode that may upset listeners. We had fun recording the episode, but felt it was important to include this heads-up. Take care of yourselves, and your friends. That's what Texas Jo would do.

Guðrún flies to LA to see James. When she lands she finds that she's in LA.

Lauren Fechner joins as co-host  to usurp Ramekin's throne *yet again*.

Mouth harps, music discoveries, and a bunch of friendships thrown into a blender. What could go wrong?

Lauren Fechner, someone who has more knowledge of music than Tristan Tifft, hops on the Good Ship Freshman.

Those you love and trust will betray you. That's the lesson Tristan learns. Lauren Fechner, who has a dot-com in her name, joins us again on Veil of Secretsssssssshhhhhhhhhh....

The plot thickens as the hosts try to figure out the pronunciation and meanings of words. Sounds like something Guðrún could be focusing on, but friends are important, you all.

Lauren Fechner steps in as co-host again, and is intent to find how you should really say 'forte' out loud. Thanks to her efforts, we're all achieving the goal of the Philosopher's Stone: enlightenment.

This episode contains what is likely the most artistic, subtle, and innovative use of a free soundboard app in the history of recorded media.

Paul LaNave, verified human being, is back!

Texas is in too deep. 1) How do you pronounce the name of people you kiss? 2) What the HECK is going on here?! 3) Is Texas even a journalist anymore, or a witness?Lauren Fechner joins again to get exasperated by the choices.

James is heading out to Hollywood, but there's someone he might not be able to trust. Skype hasn't been acknowledged as a form of communication, leading to suspicions about what era this story takes place in.

Lauren Fechner braves the cold to join the latest installment of......... The Freshman.