Is it Colin? Is it Stefan? Do mouth sounds bother you? Do hallucinogens make your mind have nightmares while awake? Are you confused by the choices you make? Dear Listener, you're in the right place.

All road trips lead to New York City, where everyone talks fast and disdains unprepared comedians.

A mysterious road trip leads to a mysterious mansion owned by rich people that are leaving for a trip to Greece. Who will make it out alive? (Spoiler: Everyone)

Bristol Hammers does her level best to rally the troops, but will the troops listen to someone talking "crazy" about something that "never happened"? Will the good witch Ava help? Featuring plenty of catchy tunes, physically impossible dance numbers, and innuendos the kiddos won't get, this is surely to be a summer delight for your family. You, however, might make an excuse to use the restroom and sidle up to the lobby bar.

A hedge maze is the perfect game to be described in excruciating detail.

Guðrún gets a call from Zack, he asks her to get in a van. What happens next is something the physics of the Universe can't explain. Clickbait headlines will weep.

Bristol Hammers -a woman with a football team's name- is visited by her dark, let's-not-talk-about-this-ever-again past. Also, there's a freaking awesome witch in this story (Bristol knows a good one when she sees one).

 

Lauren Fechner joins again to keep sanity while Tristan shouts random things.

Is there such a thing as the perfect dance? Guðrún is in a daze as her beloved steps away for awhile and talks to everyone in existence. (Spoiler: Kaitlyn is STUNNING)

 

Lauren Fechner joins again on this foray into... pressing 'play'.

Books do not write themselves.Lauren Fechner joins us again, gaining Sainthood with patience, compassion, and a good sense of humor.

WARNING: This episode contains an improvised musical number. A song about a place Texas can take someone. Someone special. Someone with a Paywall.Lauren Fechner on kazoo.